Obama should appoint Secretary of Pancakes and Waffles

who would be good for the job?

 

W.

 

He should pick one of the anchors for the morning news. They're up really early anyway.

Do you think they'd rename the job to Secretary of Breakfast, just to avoid discriminating against french toast and eggs benedict?

 

That's a slippery slope. Once you make it breakfast, then what next? Brunch? Midnight Snacks? Where does it end?

 

Yes.

 

That would be cool, but I don't think anybody could live up to the task...

 

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Change we can believe in.

 

ANDALITE BANDIT!!!!


-JR

 

A satisfactory settlement wouldhave to be reached with the Mod Squad before he could be released from his duties as Mayor of this forum. Right now, he is away fostering relations with many important breakfast dignitaries.

 

Yes, but I'm not sure that you can speak for the MS any longer, my friend.

You gave up that right the minute you quad-stepped down.


-JR

 

They haven't yet revoked my access to the MS, where Bandit's movements are tracked and Mayoral contract is described.

 

It seems like the promotion that he deserves though.

He would also then be so close to his dream of running the country from the Egg White House.


-JR

 

And if Obama did appoint a Secretary of Breakfast, would that person have to resign if it were discovered that they ate oatmeal? I mean, we're all supposed to be diverse, but could they really stand the political pressure from such a revelation?

 

Oatmeal would be fine.
Assuming that it was taken with pancakes.

Of course.


-JR