Obi-Wan is a raging alcoholic

I have concluded that Obi-Wan is an alcoholic. Everytime he drinks he ends up lopping someone's arm off, so he is a mad drunk. I have picked out many times in the star wars saga where Obi-Wan appears to be a little "under the influence" but there are too many to list. In this post I want everyone to name a time in star wars where obi-wan is indeed plastered.

 

he's not drunk, he's just stupid

 

Well, I doubt he was in his right mind when he jumped out that window in AOTC.

 

He looked a little goofy when he was talking to Dex in his diner in AOTC.

 

He just drank Jawa Juice, which IS an alcoholic drink.

 

I'm telling you, its not the alcohol, he's just that dumb

 

My favorite is when he's in the Millenium Falcon training luke and Han makes the comment about funky religions and Obi-Wan gets that geeked out 70's look on his face like, "give me another."

EDIT: Or the time he was telling Luke about his father in his hut and says, "he betrayed and murdered your father"...I always think he's going to puke after he says that, his face is all sweaty and he just looks plain pukey.

 

In the Phantom Menace Obi-Wan was pissed off when the funny colored drink TC-14 gave him had less than .2 alcohol. Thus began Obi-Wan's onslaught on the poor battle droids. Qui-Gon could only follow in his alcoholic Padawan's footsteps, after all it would make him seem like a control less master, ya know?

Edit: He was also drunk when he first met Luke. After having many drinks in the cantina he couldn't find his way home. Why do you think they told Luke to keep the droids outside? The bartander was aware of Ben's bad chemistry with droids.

 

General Kenobi, Qui-Gon couldn't castigate his padawan, as he was too baked, and anyways, as a raging pothead himself, it would have been hypocritical.

 

LOL

 

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The fumes were obviously getting to him even before he entered the Outlander Club.

 

LMAO ^^^!!!!

I just remembered a perfect time when Obi Wan is hammered...when he first finds luke on tatooine and scares off the tuskans, he stumbles really bad, kind of like I do after I leave a party. I bet he was at the Cantina and got this crazy drunken idea to go search for Luke and somehow it worked out.

 

Edit: He was also drunk when he first met Luke. After having many drinks in the cantina he couldn't find his way home. Why do you think they told Luke to keep the droids outside? The bartander was aware of Ben's bad chemistry with droids.



Too funny! He probably had a few nips in the MF, because he couldn't lift himself out of the hiding place, he was too sauced to use the force. Chewbacca gives him the eye, too.

 

I am simply appalled with you people!!! Obi-Wan is not a drunk! Do you think if he was a serious alcholic, the council would put him in rehab! I've heard enough of this crap, and am simply sick of it, and I really hope the MODs close this thread

~aeryn

 

I don't think one drink makes him an alcoholic. In ATOC club scene he had only one drink. It wasn't until the next day at the diner that he had that Jawa juice stuff. And after that I don't remember him having another drink. So if one drink makes a person an alcoholic, then the starwars world is in a lot of trouble.

 

He isn't just drunk. He had one of those Deathsticks in the Club.

 

Obi-Wan IS an alcoholic. Do you think George would show him getting trashed? No, for God's sake its PG. Little kids can't be watching him get drunk. And the Jedi Council wouldn't have to know. I know lots of people that are alchys and their families don't know.

 

Bummer. The stick in the muds are here. No more fun. I need a strong one.

 

Chill Kenobi fangirls, we're only kidding. Obi-Wan is my favorite Jedi/Character in the entire saga, but it is one every once in a while to pick on one's favorite char, ya know?

 

I like Obi Wan too but there just comes a time when you need to realize that he is a drunk. Yeah he's a badass Jedi, but he's always drunk. You might call alcohol his "force oil".

If he's not an alcoholic then he likes to smoke cheeba. There are a few scenes where he looks pretty stoned.

 

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I'll toast to that

 

You can tell he had a few stiff ones in the lift with Anakin on the way to Padme's. His beard always gets all frizzed when he's drunk.

Later on, he will learn after years of meditation to control the grizzly look. It was starting to draw attention. "Here's comes Grizzled!" the settlers would say. "Get the kids in the house. he's going to start talking this 'Force'chickanery again! Tell your cousin the bar owner to hide the karioke machine." LOL.

It reminds me of Doc on Back to the Future III. He's at the bar. "And with the force, we could read everyone's mind, and everyone respected us, and....(hiccup)...
we had respect for 25,000 years, until HIM!"

Bartender: He hasn't had a sip yet, just holding the glass....."

 

Yur dang rite his un alkoholick!


From ANH, on Tatooine; Ben and Luke find destroyed Jawa sandcrawler:


Luke: It looks like Sandpeople did this, all right. Look, here are Gaffi sticks, Bantha tracks. It's just...I never heard of them hitting anything this big before.

Ben: They didn't!

*his eyes become shifty*

But we are meant to think they did. These tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide there numbers.

Luke: These are the same Jawas that sold us Artoo and Threepio.

Ben: And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise. Yeah...that's right...Imperials. Imperials, alright. Nobody else can do this but Imperials.

Luke: Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter Jawas?

*Ben licks his lips*

Ben: They are so tasty and go down the throat so smoothly that they- I mean..ummm...

Luke: Yes?

Ben: Who cares, let's go to Mos Eisley and grab a few mugs of Jawa Juice. Your landspeeder will get us there pretty fast- we may get a fresh load.

*his mouth waters*

Luke: But what about the Jedi? What about my father?

*Ben walks over to examine the Jawas better*

Ben: Addiction? What addiction? I don't have an addiction...

Luke: I didn't ask you that. I asked you about the Jedi.

Ben: Uh, yeah. Forget the Jedi...Mace and those hypocrits. Don't know a quality beverage when they see one...

*he slings a few Jawas over his back*

Luke: What...what are you doing?!

Ben: Imperial Stormtroopers did this. I didn't...I swear...

Luke: What? I meant what are you doing with those dead Jawas...

Ben: Never mind what I'm doing! Grab a few of these little buggers and take them back to the landspeeder. We'll high tail it to Mos Eisley and blend 'em into Jawa Juice...

Luke: Blend them into juice? What are you talking about?

Ben: It's a..umm..metaphor. Yeah, a metaphor. We are actually going to, uh, find out how they were killed.

Luke: I thought you said Imperial Stormtroopers did it?

*Ben's eyes become shifty again*

Ben: Um, yeah, whatever...

*Bens runs back to the landspeeder and zooms off, leaving Luke behind*




Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

All right, Kenobi, pull over, let's see your license.

Okay, then, it's the breathalizer for you!

 

Blending Jawas! LOL! )