Kenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi Image Caption Thread (Spoilers)

Maul, formerly Darth: Krayt spit! HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! KENOOOOBEEEEEH!



Owen: Oh by the way, I invited Anakin over for dinner at the homestead. You know, my step-brother? Told him you moved into the neighborhood a couple of years back. He sounded excited to see you again.



Ben: I see. That's... good news.



Anakin: WAAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

 

“You should have killed me when you had the high ground.”

 

Anakin, you're such a disappointment. Did I not spend years teaching you how to make an appropriately melodramatic pose with a lightsaber? That is Count Dooku's style and you just don't have the majesty to pull that off..

 

Breaking News: Hipster Millennials complain buzzes have been harshed after Boomer with an over-sized glow stick gatecrashes this year’s Coachella.

 

Dammit. I should have said Burning Man.

More Breaking News: Partygoers left distraught after reveler takes things a little too literally at this year’s Burning Man Festival.

 

DaRtH Vader: Thank you for your time. I'm here to oversee your annual performance review.



Flea: Psychic spies from Mustafar steal your mind's elation.
And little girls from Alderaan get their silver screen quotation
If you want these kind of dreams its Mon Calamari-cation

 

Enjoying the view up there? Just remember, I give only one ride per customer.

 

Obi Wan: What are you doing in this underwater facility Master Sinube?
Tera Sinube: I thought there was something fishy about it.

 

Inky: Revenge does wonders for the will to live, don't you think?


Maul, formerly Darth: This guy gets it!

 

"Not gonna come with us Leia? What's the matter...chicken?" *speeds off in a speeder and narrowly misses another vehicle*

 

Fun fact, the real version of the song already mentions Alderaan !
I mean wuut ?
Coincidence? I don't think so


Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain can you hear the spheres singing songs off Station To Station?
And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication

 

Sheev: Lord Vader, I sense a...drat! I can't see a thing. Hold the line, let me go get my contact lenses.


Sheev: ah, much better. Eherm... I sense a disturbance in the force.

 

Obi Wan: You know, seeing you from this angle, from down here, begs the question...


Obi Wan: How do you go to the bathroom?

 

Vader: Now who has the high ground?

 

Night King used Revive


Ben used Rock Slide. Its Super Effective!

 

Graduate of Joey Tribbiani’s Smell the Fart acting academy scores first major role.