Observations

Apologies if you've seen this before.....

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A list of observations;



1) Moles are always smaller that you imagine

2) At the end of a party there is always a fat girl crying

3) You are never quite sure whether or not to eat green crisps

4) Reading when your drunk is horrible

5) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly

6) Whatever age you are the desire to make plastic dolls shag each

other, is hard to resist

7) Nobody ever makes a cup of soup, in a bowl

8) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel really manly

9) Rummaging in an overgrown garden, always produces a bouncy ball

10) Some days you see lots of people on crutches

11) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a piss flushed halfway

through....and rushed against the flush

12) Old people with mobiles don't look right

13) You never run out of salt

14) You can't respect a man that carries a dog

15) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers

16) Despite constant warning, you have never actually met anyone that

has had their arm broken by a swan

17) The most painful household injury is wearing socks, and stepping on

an upturned plug

18) You've turned into your Dad, when you set aside a thin piece of

stick specifically to stir paint with

19) Everyone has an uncle who tries to steal their nose

20) Triangle sandwiches are better than square ones

 

True on all counts
Welcome Evil_Parrot ......
Please feel free to utter further words of wisdom as and when they occur to you

 

>2) At the end of a party there is always a fat girl crying

that is so true - we've clearly been to the same parties.

 

Those are all true except the one about salt. We ran out of salt in our student flat because I used it to 'draw' (Art Attack-stylee) a 4 foot penis on my mate's floor... And yes, that story is completely true!