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Official Flirt Thread!

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by wild_karrde, Nov 5, 2002.

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  1. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Well, since the other thread was closed for no reason ....

    //flirts with Tara

    Edit: Thread locked. I have PMed the author with my reasoning.
     
  2. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I think it's a lost cause hun.
     
  3. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Last one was just locked because MrsDankDonk asked for it to be closed, not because of us.
     
  4. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    How do you know?
     
  5. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Just read the last 2 posts
     
  6. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Yeah but that's because somebody probably complained to her.
     
  7. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Or she realized that you and I had pretty much taken over the thread. Oh well, now we have this one :D
     
  8. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Until it gets locked.
     
  9. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Then we'll just find someplace else to start a new one :D
     
  10. EwanMcGregorsLibido

    EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Youngling star 2

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    :: the screech of sports car tyres is heard from the carpark::

    :: the smell of expensive aftershave wafts in the door::

    :: preceded by an impressive groinal package, EML enters the room ::

    wherz ra burdz? :D

    wherz that Shazza? [face_love]

    Ah'm just busting for some quality time with the laydeez [face_devil]
     
  11. Shazza

    Shazza Jedi Youngling

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    *leans up against the wall dress in a low-cut short-skirted black dress and 3-inch heels*

    Well hello there, my dear EML. Missed me?

    *applies cherry red lipstick and walks over to EML, giving him a firm wet one*
     
  12. EwanMcGregorsLibido

    EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Youngling star 2

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    mmmmmmm, baby you knooooow what I like... [face_love]

    :: returns firm wet one ::

    can I interest you in a stiff Scotch?
    [image=http://www.whiskyshop.com/_data/Bowmore%2017%20Rev.jpg]

    on these cold winter days, its always good to get a large one inside you..... :D
     
  13. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Finally! Some fun loving people!
     
  14. EwanMcGregorsLibido

    EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Sorry Darth-Babe, everything I've got to give has got Shazza's name on it...

    look, its tattooed just there, next to Rabbie Burns 'Selkirk Grace' :D
     
  15. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I wasn't flirting...I was just stating a fact...lots of people are offended by these threads...where I'm from anyway.
     
  16. EwanMcGregorsLibido

    EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Hey, consenting adults will do what consenting adults will do :D

    hey Shaz, you're consenting, ain't ya?......
     
  17. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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  18. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I know I am!

    //winks
     
  19. Shazza

    Shazza Jedi Youngling

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    *smiles and looks herself over*

    Last I checked I was consenting.

    And yeah, round here they're very very anal as well. That's why i come here to see my dearest EML.

    Aye, it is very cold here, EML. My hands are quite chilly. Wish to warm them up for me?
     
  20. EwanMcGregorsLibido

    EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I think you will find, dear lady, that the best way to heat yir pinkies is on a pair of hot buns :D

    :: goes to the oven ::

    here you are - enjoy :)

    [image=http://www.village-bakery.com/art/buttons/swap.jpg]
     
  21. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    What are you looking at, WK?
     
  22. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    ummm ... lipgloss? [face_innocent]
     
  23. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    The lip gloss that's hanging around my neck? Oh I doubt that's where your staring. Naughty.
     
  24. wild_karrde

    wild_karrde Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    No, really! I'm a good little boy :D
     
  25. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Maybe outside the bedroom...no no...even then you're not a good boy [face_devil]
     
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