*Official* Ipswich FanForce Chapter Thread

Ahhh, you may think you can drink Rambles m'lad, but then you haven't been out drinking with me yet.

 

OK, lesson 1

1. Get glass
2. Pour liquid of choice into glass
3. hold glass to lips
4. pour liquid into mouth
5. using skill of swallow learnt in infancy make liquid go down throat
6. put glass down
7. repeat until you feel good

 

*copies down notes* ok...got it

 

//Looks forward to lesson 2.....

 

*goes and carries out lesson one*


*comes back looking very unsober*

*starts to sing*

*ends up causing a riot*

 

Lesson 2
Complete lesson 1 with bottle of Bruce's Whisky

Lesson 2 complete when bottle has been drunk

 

//Calls the RSPCA as can hear what sounds like someone strangling a cat in the IFF thread....

 

LMAO!

*starts lesson two*

*singing becomes worse*

 

PLEASE STOP SINGING!!!!!

 

*falls asleep*

 

Lesson 3

Once lesson 2 is finished you may feel rather drunk, now is the time to start wasting you money on more alcohol even if you don't need it. Also make a fool of yourself in anyway possiable, dance like a fool and look like a chimp. Put a tea cosy on your head, sing loud in peoples ears. Declare the world your enemy. Pass out

 

Also make a fool of yourself in anyway possible.

I think she just did that with her singing Rambles!

@ Sticks

 

I think she failed, she started singing durin lesson 1, where that doesn't start until late lesson 2

 

*bows* indeed

 

Ahhh well, better luck next time Sticks.

Hey, what have you done with Terrious and Loons?

 

I locked them up in my castle and turned them into rats

 

So you have a castle huh?

Does it have underfloor heating? Those castles can get quite chilly this time of year.

 

lol yep, and i got a jacuzzi as well

 

Cool!!!

Btw, you don't have to hide in here when the others aren't about ya know? Your more than welcome to come in the theme pub with the rest of the reprobates.

 

I'm no rat!

*looks down at body*

arghhhhhhhh, Sticks what have you done to me?

 

*snickers* wait until u see what i did to DT! *evil smile*

 

Umm. No thanks Sticks I'm not into fetish

 

Ipswich Fan Force = its raining men... hallelujah, its raining men...

 

*grins* evil is my middle name, mwhahahahaha!

 

uh....what have you done to me sticks?