*Official* Ipswich FanForce Chapter Thread

You'd better let me read yr texts

*shows D_T no secrets clause in the chapter rules*

 

*looks over chapter rules *

These are written on a Crisp Packet!

Try to fool me


You wont get to see any texts mate
They are private (though give a £10 and i might reconsider )

 

meh heh heh....give me £100 and I'll show the unedited ones

*cackle*

 

*searches pockets*

Well i've got smarties and a goat...Deal???

 

LMAO deal

 

Ha i'll hold you to that

Poor old D_T, soon i'll know all his darkside secrets

 

And I'd thought you'd be more loyal to me Emma







Ah you feckers!

 

aww honey u know i'd never betray u

 

Yeah well once I *punish* you, you wont betray me again

 

Oh my good, one of thems a dominatrix!

 

Loon, you have a wild imagination. I was just going to lock her up and feed her bread and water for a month

 

hehe just try it boy and see where u end up

 

Well you kow I'd treat you like a princess anyway, how could I punish you ?

Well I could but in a different way

 

Arghhhhhhhh their warping my innocent mind! Help me.
*screams like a girl*

 

Ah so our plan is working Emma

Poor Loon

 

*enters thread*

*grins at Jedi_Loon*

You have my sympathies - he corrupted me a long time ago

 

*covers ears* children in the thread!

 

Its terrible isn't it Emma.

Anyway sweetness, how are you?

 

Well, you've corrupted me now


You've created a monster...muwahahahahahaha

 

Children

*looks around in panic*

Where

Ok, gonna go relax offline. Just thought I'd pop-in and say hello.

 

Bye Charis and nice of you to pop in

 

*points to self* me kiddie

Btw James I was going to text u today...

 

Yeah and I know what she was gonna say..

 

Well why didnt you?