*OFFICIAL* Is anyone alive/awake

*puts mirror under the nose of these boards to make sure theyre still breathing*

i think i see steam

 

I don't see no steam.

 

*puts glasses on* youre right its actualy some kind of powder???????

strange what could it be?

 

MY God!!!

Its a Cocaine run.
Find out who is responsible & bust their ass.

 

D.E.A *points to yoshee*

 

Shhhhh DTN

 

your not taking me down with you yoshee.
i can sense a plea bargain coming on

M'lad i was forced to do it,i just like the way £5 notes look rolled up honest guv

 

Blasts through floor.
Points shotgun at Yoshee

Good work DTN. Let me dispose of the evil drug baron.

blasts Yoshee into the wall with gun.

 

GAWD! I leave the place for 5 minutes and it turns to rack and ruin

... and BTW that's bicarbonate of soda boys

 

looks at smoking gun.

WHOOPS!!!!!

Clumsy me.

 

places stormtrooper fan in bicarbonate(of soda) freeze


all too easy

 

//Composes self.....

//Pulls samuri sword out from under.......cape...and lops of Richies head...again

 

*Sneezes bicarb all over thread*

Opps sawwy

 

ducks, Yoshee slices end of antenna off helmet.

Missed........again.

shoots Yoshee with shotgun again.

 

Someone check my pulse! I can't remember if I'm alive or not...

 

steps over Yoshee on the floor.

Errrr..............yes, you have one.

 

Well, it's nice to see someone actualy step over my dead body...if that had been Maggs, she'd have stamped on my head

 

Well, there's not a lot of that left.

 

now now sithlorddarthrirchie 'n' yoshee
play nice,shake hands and make up

 

*panics*

I'VE GONE BLIIIIIIIIIIIND!!!!!!!!

Oh...

*wipes bicarb of lenses and helmet*

PHEW it's ok...

*kicks Yoshs body out of the way*

 

whats that stink?

*calls undertaker*

 

Is it gonna be a burial or a cremation?

I CALL DIBS ON CREMATING HIM!

 

He's gonna ressurect in a minute anyway.

 

*beavis 'n butthead voice* yeah fire he fire