*OFFICIAL* Is anyone alive/awake

Ooh, okay.

*waits for Yoshee to be reborn*

Oooooooh pwetty!

 

*runs over yoshee in my sinclair C5*(just to make sure)

take that demon of the ne'erworld

 

*checks pulse of these boards*
*calls for defrib*

CLEAR

 

Is he alive yet?

 

define alive?

 

Not dead

 

then alas no

R.I.P

well miss ya

 

Speak for yourself

@ Yosh!

 

looks at corpse.

Shouldn't it go in a box or something?

 

No... errr just put it in this bag and we'll cob it down the tip.

 

Good idea.

heaves body into bag.

right. In it goes.
throws body down garbage chute.

All gone.

 

Good job.


You got anywhere I can put this £3 million?

 

Yeah, its called a bank.

 

I just stole it from there, so you got any other suggestions?!

 

Put it under your matress.

 

in my pocket

 

I don't like either of them suggestions.


Besides under my matress is loads of magazines... errr, I mean literature

 

I'll look after your money for you

 

I don't think thats a good idea.

 

I do

 

Ok here you go

*Hands S_f £3 million*

Please look after it I may need it later.

 

Its not your decision.

 

W~HOOOOOOOO runs off to local boutique.... er I mean bank... yeah BANK

*looks left... looks right... runs away*

 

What d'you mean...

*Looks around worried*

 

Oh dear.
You'll never see that money again.