*OFFICIAL* Is anyone alive/awake

you should try this new bank


HSB.DTN.C

i hear the interest is pretty good

(id be very interested)

 

Can I have my money back.... please?

 

Can you have back your money?! hmmmmm do you have a receipt?

 

Yeah you signed my ass, now cough up!!

 

*hands Darth_MacDaddy a mirror and sees it says "SUCKER" in big black marker*



Sorry Sir but you could be anyone asking for this money back

 

Ahhh ****!

What a ******* mug!!!

Good job I have £35 milion more Have it as a, how shall we say present!!!

 

alarms go off security shutters come down

 

Holy ****, whats going on?!

 

*Files nails*

I turned you in on the proviso I could keep the cash you already gave me

 

You *****



Ok, you keep the money, but I'll be back....


*Runs into the night*

 

*sees darth macdaddies photofit on crimewatct uk and picks up phone.....*

 

DTN can I buy your silence?


*Clenches hands together praying*

 

sorrry i cant, i would be kicked outta the neighbourhood watch!!!!

 

*Shows DTN a suitcase with £1 million in it*

 

twist my arm


*notices picture of yoda on the £20 note*


deals off

 

*flies through the air with work boots on and connects squarely with Maccas head*


Yoink!!

*Throws handful of money behind him the homeless cover his escape*

 

Worth a try. But it is Yoda!


Ahh right we have another *Throws a nerve-bomb at Paddy*

 

is shocked at the amount of violence on these
boards

 

Terrible innit, anyway you having this million for your silence or what?

 

I'd have thought by now you'd know that if you give this lot money they'll just pinch it & run.

 

Too bloody right!!

 

*swallows steroids pills* see ya!!

 

Psst, its only money!

*Lights cigarette with £20 note*

 

Oh sorry...



*Offers SLDR a cigarette*