=OFFICIAL SOCIAL THREAD by the Crimson Jedi! All are Welcome! Now let's get this party started!=

Hey socialites, what wierd, wacky, wild, and wonderful things are you discussing today?

I hate to say "Hey socialites, what wierd, wacky, wild, and wonderful things are you discussing today?" and run, but this has to my last post for the afternoon. CUl8er.

 

Well, thanks for stopping by, at any rate.

When is the entertainment for this party going to arrive?

 

I think he was it...

 

Am I not entertaining enough?

 

Well, proceed with the entertainment, then!

 

Here's a guy for Yvette;

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Discuss, I'll be back later.

(house cleaning)

 

heh heh heh...

Fred, you sly devil you!

 

*sings off-key*

How is that?

 

Nevermind.

 

That bad, huh?

 

It wasn't that bad.....

 

ya. ya it was.



j/k JY. You know we love you no matter how well you can sing.

er-

I mean...

 

Awwww... thanks.

And you mean 'sing' right?

 

I leave for a while and everyone disappears......

*starts cleaning up*

 

What do you all think of this?

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Mace Windu wakes up. He yawns and rolls out of bed. On his way to take a shower, he passes the mirror and stops just passed it. "What the?" He takes two steps back and stares into the mirror, wide eyed. "What the ****?! YODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" The Camera zooms in on Mace's face from the position of the mirror to see Mace, missing an eyebrow.

-ROTS scene 5-

Star wipes to jedi council. Anakin is standing before them, pleading his case. "I am ready to be on the council! I-... Why are Master Windu and Yoda's chairs turned away from each other? Is Master Windu wearing a doo-rag and dark glasses? *Yoda cracks up* I-... Is Master Yoda's skin blue?"

Yoda abruptly stops laughing and regains his composure, accompanied by a frown. "Much to learn, you still have," he quickly blurts. "A seat on the council for you, there is not."

"But he has proven his power and has passed the trials ten times over in the clone wars!" Windu argues.

"Too old! He is too old to begin the training!" Yoda then jumps out of seat and waddles over to Anakin. Grabbing him by the hands, he turns him around and struggles to push him out of the room. After a futile attempt, he moves his back against Anakin's legs and tries to push him out that way, making a sound that gives us the impression he is having trouble using the restroom today. Anakin steps to the side and Yoda falls to the ground.

The council bursts into laughter and Yoda, emarassed and enraged waddles back over to his seat, turns it to face the window, and struggles to climb inside.

"Uh..." Anakin is thoroughly confused.

"You'll have to excuse Master Yoda, it's that time of the month." Windu says with a smirk. Upon hearing this, the council bursts into laughter once more.

Yoda, even more enraged, ignites his lightsaber and kills them all. It is now Yoda's turn to burst into laughter. He promptly waddles over to Windu's corpse and kicks it, smashing the glasses and revealing his bare eyebrows. "The bad ass, who is now, master windu? The bad ass who is now?"

-End Scene-

 

That sounds like the Mad TV version of Revenge of the Sith!

 

Mad TV is a SNL wannabe.

That means...

I fail at being funny!





How is everybody?

Seen any bears lately?

 

That was funny Dece.

 

w00t!

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*steals shirt*

w00t!

 

sunk to the second page tsk tsk, anyone here?

 

I´m here

But if anyone -and I mean anyone- asks... I´m not.

 

Is that ROTS scene a spoiler?

 

I'm around.

 

Are you now? Where?

 

Anywhere I am needed.

Can I help you?