Official Soviet Thread

absolutely none.

 

I have many more stories of internet spamming.

 

i wass banned for a while for spamming...

 

that's funny. they almost banned me a while back for spamming

 

almost?

i've got 2 real bannings unde my belt.

another for losing at mafia and the fourth was an accident.

 

I have one here for losing the million colors game.

I have around 45 for getting baned from another board. Each with a different name.

 

oh, most of mine were under a different name too...

 

I see. Most people consider getting banned something to be frowned upon. Myself, I consider each banning like a badge.

 

same with me.

 

Anyway, heard you people up there got upwards of 8 feet of snow. Is this true?

 

no. it's about 1.5 feet.

 

Oh, only 1.5. Too bad here in this state all we managed to get was some rain. The weather man even had the nerve to say we were going to get snow.

 

*points and laughs*

 

Maybe if I lived in the Far North like you I could brag about your fortune.

 

i'll gladly trade

 

What's not to like about snow? It's cold and gets you out of school.

 

we're on vacation already.

i got my SAT1 scores!

being 13, i got:

math: 710
verbal: 550

i've been trained in math, but not in verbal.

 

You beat me. I haven't taken the SATs, but on the PSATs I got a 1050. They said that was god considering I had not gone to any prep courses or studied any.

What do you mean "on vacation"?

 

we get the week off.

here are the stats

 

That's a pretty good score.

My school never gives us time off. Not to mention the slack lunches, horrible drink machines, cheap people, idiotic teachers, the list goes on. But, I get my revenge

 

how?

 

Well, I have called one of my teachers an idiot to her face numerous times, threatened her with "You will pay", using countless napkins at lunch, killing one of their plants with Pepsi, checking books out from the libraby and never returning them. I have two out right now that have been due since the beginning of December. I play mind tricks with the teacher, one day we were going to discuss communism. She forgot her copy of the communist manifesto and had to go to the library to get one. But earlier that morning I went in there ahead of her and checked it out. When she left the room to go get it I threw it in the floor and said "But it's been there all day, how could you have not seen it"

Oh yes, I once attempted to bribe my geography teacher. I said "Oh come on, everyone has their price".

 

you are the master!

 

One time we were doing interacitve reports on countrie in which we all had to bring in a cultural aspect of our country. I had to do Japan. I brought in some Wasabi, the hottest stuff I have ever eaten. Another guy brought in some cheese and crackers, when I offered our teacher some wasabi he said "No". So I hid some on the cheese and crackers the other guy had and the teacher ate them. He was steamed.

 

if i did that, the teacher would have known.