Official Soviet Thread

Oh he knew it was me, but I defended myself with "whoooops, sorry about that"

 

great excuse.

 

I still have many more stories of things I have done at school.

 

i've got a little time.

carry on.

 

Well, I have said "I dare you" countless times, whenever the teacher stands in one place my friend and I take chairs and pile them under her. Sometimes we do it at her desk where she can't get out until we move them. She uses chairs to keep the doors open sometimes, when I go by them I kick them off the steps, I complain about it being hot when I am wearing a huge jacket. But when she says "Take your jacket off" I say "ha ha ha no". Sometimes, when I am trying to get to the other side of the class room and there is a wall of desks in front of me I just push the desks on the floor.

 

how do your teachers put up with you?

 

Because this teacher has no control over the class. Lately the whole class has started spining chairs, something I started, she told me that if I do it again I would get a detention. So when the others come in I say "Hit it" and they know it means to spin the chair. Then she realizes how little control she has.

 

do you think se's going to quit soon?

 

Actually she is leaving after this year to go into government work. I take credit for driving her away.

 

as well you should!

 

I have just about ran out of stories, I have some more, but the ones I said above were just about all of them.

 

oh, okay then.

have you watched hfro lately?

 

not since the end of December, have you?

 

i have yet to watch the whole thing.

well, i gotta go. ttyl.

 

You really should watch it. It is a big comedy. So is The Terminator, especially the 7th reply. They are hilarious.

 

okay, i'll try my best.

have you seen history of the world: part one?

 

I have seen one of them. It was the one about ancient Rome. It was about a year ago. It's a comedy isn't it?

 

yeah, it's hilarious. directed by mel brooks, actually.

edit: the rome one is when the empress sings: yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no,...?

 

Yeah, what I saw of it was pretty funny. Another funny movie is Home Alone. Have you seen it?

 

i own all three.

the first two were better though.

 

The third one was just milking the series, much like they are doing with Bond. The funniest part is when he uses the gangster movie to scare off the pizza man.

 

yeah the third one had the wrong actor too. [actor's first name] mcaulkin (or whatever it was) is a better actor.

joe peschi is the best!!!

 

Yeah, the third one was all wrong. It was funny when he grabbed the doorknob and in the next Home Alone the M from the doorknob was still in his hand.

 

yeah, and when he torched his head upon entry. and when he looked like a chicken. and marv's iron imprint on his forehead.


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Or when in Home Alone II Marv pulled on the rope and the bag of flour came and hit him in the face or when he slipped into the paint-shelf