JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

Tens of thousands of camels compete annually in a Camel Beauty Pageant for a prize of tens of millions of dollars. And I haven't gotten to the weird part yet.

 

Reports of Tiger Running Amok in Manhattan Turns Out To Be a Racoon

 

Billy Mitchell disqualified

What little I've seen of the dude he seemed like a jerk.

 

In six days I'll lose my voice forever

 

I come here for laughs not for cries

 

How's this:

Parrot to deliver the Tampa Bay Bucs NFL Draft pick.

Nothing could go hilariously wrong with that.

 

Tanker overturns on Polish highway, spilling 12 tons of liquid chocolate, which then hardened.

 

Canadian Man with 149 Kids Sentenced to House Arrest

House arrest isn't much of a punishment anyway, but surely in this case it's a massive reward?

 

Talking animals

Michael asks: “When the snake talked with Eve in the Garden, why was she not surprised at a talking snake?”

Parrots, dummy!

 

Jaws The Revenge?

Don't hunt tigers. Just don't.

 

Superintendent would keep pooping on the high school's sports field every day...

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...ns-public-pooping_us_5b5b9ebce4b0fd5c73cf8913

 

Police in Germany rescue man being chased by baby squirrel
https://www.msn.com/en-xl/europe/eu...any-rescue-man-being-chased-by-baby-squirrel/

 

"You can teach some animals to talk. When I was a kid, in the Fort Worth zoo, there was an elephant that talked. You could get it to repeat certain words. …"

 

Hmm, you've been bitten 6 times, your father died from doing the same thing, how about you take it as a sign you need to stop messing with snakes?

Pastor bitten by rattlesnake says it's a sign from God

 

I wish we had a "LOL" reaction sometimes.

 

Like this:

 

I guess I was vague. I meant like on Facebook, reactions to posts.

 

Revenge on ex employer

Poop. Lots of poop.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-lindsay-lohan-refugee-family-20180929-story.html

Lindsay Lohan did a livestream on Instagram where she harrassed a homeless refugee family, accused them of trafficking their own kids and then tried to take the kids with her, leading to the mother to punch her.

 

8 year old girl pulls a sword out of a Swedish lake

So as a joke people are hailing her as a Queen for obvious reasons. Interesting enough right around that time at the Battle of Mt Badon a potential historical Arthur may have existed.

 

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/...ry.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

• High School student's grandfather dies
• Grandfather's body is cremated
• Student takes her grandfathers ashes, bakes them into sugar cookies and then distributes them at her school.

 

In less disturbing as hell news... A man is injured by a tiger after deciding to jump into a zoo tiger pit to retrieve his sunglasses.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...sation-drugs-passport-marijuana-a8587691.html

Cheech and Chong star tries to travel to Canada for cannabis legalisation day 'but can't find passport'

 

So Fergie is not the only one

That don't impress me much.