JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

German teen loses driver's license in 49 minutes.

 

I wouldn't necessarily say that that's wacky.

 

What if I told you this was playing while they chased him around firing arrows?

 

You wouldn't say that that's wacky? What the hell are you talking about? In the year of our lord two-thousand-and-eighteen, three years past Back to the Future predicted we would have flying cars, a man is shot to death with a bow and arrow by a remote tribe of island-people who have yet to make contact with the outside world and modern civilisation. A man taking his pregnant wife to go hiking through Afghanistan sounds more plausible than this story, and yet it's true. I would reconsider if I were you. You are not excused.

 

Funny you mentioned that thread, VVM, that's where this idiot is being discussed

 

https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/kate-beckinsale-liquified-cloned-foreskins/

@Slowpokeking Your thoughts?

 

Sawmill fire caused by gender reveal party.

 

Agreed.... this story is the very definition of wacky.

 

Yeah, Tannerite should be restricted. It has uses, but the thing it's genuinely most used for is to blow things up that don't need blowing up.



You may remember this idiot, who blew up a lawnmower with Tannerite and then got one of his legs neatly sliced off by a big metal piece of the lawnmower. Morons.

 

And a 2018 Darwin Award winner.

 

Not only did they give him the award, they're raising money to protect the tribe...

"John Allen Chau received a Darwin Award after he illegally visited a remote island and angered the isolated native tribe of Sentinelese, who shot him dead with arrows. Help the Sentinelese by donating to Survival International, "the only organization that champions tribal peoples around the world." Donate to preserve and defend indigenous people around the world!"

 

Somewhere OZK is furious.

 

anything to stay not too old.

 

Knickers is bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

Florida Teen rescued from former Bank of America vault.

 

Anyone know what this is? "Alien fish" scares people who find it

 

Woman suffocated boyfriend to death by sitting on him

 

I...I just spilled water on my lap. Thanks A LOT.

 

Adolf H. may not drive with AH57 licence plate
(google translate)

 

Man arrested for telling kids Santa isn't real.

 

It wasn't a pastor that bought the car(a lamborghini for his wife), it was a husband

That's a pastor talking about himself.

 

How do you protest electric cars?

Apparently you block the charging units with your trucks. A comment from where I found this:

My friend in Arizona told me about this asinine practice, but we had the last laugh when she reported some guys doing it regularly at the gas station by her apartment and got the police to stake the place out, towing seven trucks and arresting two truck drivers in one day for deliberately parking in EV chargepoint spots because "Commie Green Betas Suck," as one of the guys who got arrested said while being dragged off. Their fines, impound charges, and court fees will be greater than the cost of some of their trucks are worth in some cases.

 

The barrier between "the internet and real life" is slowly starting to break down and online trolls are becoming the same in their day-to-day lives. I'm sure another 20 years of social media influence is going to work wonders for the phenomena.

 

Galveston mariner suspected in murder-for-hire plot dies of mad cow disease

Story is weirder than headline implies (which is already very weird)