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Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. harpua

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    ****ing weirdest necroquote ever.
     
  2. Juliet316

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    *facepalm* Yeah, I was thinking of Connemara and JediWarrior. Big Brain Fart.
     
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  4. I Are The Internets

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    But did she complete her snapstory?!
     
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  8. poor yorick

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    ANYTHING CONSENTING ADULTS DO IN THEIR OWN HOME while being broadcast live over YouTube during a congressional debate about pension investments...?

    :(
     
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  10. poor yorick

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    Ever fantasize about an anonymous hacker permanently denying you access to your own genitalia? Now that can be your reality!

    Content warning: article contains both the word “penis” and the phrase “heavy-duty bolt cutter.”
     
  11. poor yorick

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    100-million-year-old giant sperm found trapped in amber

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    Okay, yeah, I just posted the joke, but the article is actually worth reading for 2 reasons. 1. Not Michael Crichton interesting, but still interesting information about ancient animal life. 2. The names of the sperm-studying scientists keep hilariously interrupting everything the second you actually start focusing on what the author is saying. I won’t spoil it by telling you what they are, but the effect is like sitting next to a kid who keeps making fart noises every time the teacher gets the class’ attention. And yes, I am a child.

    @vin @harpua — Isn’t this stuff you laugh at too? I summon you because I don’t think anyone actually reads this thread.
     
  12. harpua

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    This is, indeed stuff I laugh at. <3
     
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  13. vin

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    There is no way this isn’t a scientific community onion. I cannot believe a sperm scientist is named
    He Wang.
     
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  14. poor yorick

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    Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery

    Actually, they've taken over a lot more than a Belgian cemetery. According to the article, the crayfish have made inroads on 4 continents, and are especially prevalent in "Austria, Germany, France, Japan, Madagascar and Israel."

    I'm not sure if "Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Austria, Germany, France, Japan, Madagascar and Israel" is a better headline or a worse one.
     
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  19. Juliet316

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    YouTube fame, unfortunately.
     
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