JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WOCKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

72. Enjoyed the remake of Battlestar Galactica. Some would say enjoyed it a little too much.

 

143) Wants to make a deal with darth_boy, but insists on going 2nd.

 

144) Hates sports
145) Still listens to cassettes

 

146. Is not Catholic.
147. Plays Mass Effect games. on PS3.

 

i have been discussing food with jabba wocky, and it has become obvious he has no idea what the hell he is talking about.

for instance, he argues that

add this onto his insistence that you can't add anything to oatmeal to flavor it, his refusal to try pudding and that ice cream is "too cold."

i am trying to educate him, but every time i try its like i fall further down the rabbit hole and i'm scared that if i keep falling i'll never get back out. please help me.

 

You don't say!

 

I'm beginning to think this Jabba-wocky character is some kind of oddball.

 

check out my username!

I'm assuming this guy eats to live, instead of living to eat?

 

troll

 

(9:09:06 PM) SonofCtesiphon: Well let me tell you this
(9:09:15 PM) SonofCtesiphon: You have long realized the smallness of nationalism
(9:09:25 PM) SonofCtesiphon: and recognized that this country is not anything
(9:09:50 PM) thexenocide441: erm, okay
(9:16:28 PM) SonofCtesiphon: So I know you will be excited by the fact that now
(9:16:34 PM) SonofCtesiphon: We are leaving behind this
(9:16:48 PM) SonofCtesiphon: Which cannot, in any case, contain the greatness of our project
(9:16:56 PM) SonofCtesiphon: Organizing for America is passing away
(9:17:09 PM) SonofCtesiphon: And those who are dedicated to His Excellency are, in its stead
(9:17:11 PM) SonofCtesiphon: forming
(9:17:16 PM) SonofCtesiphon: Organizing for Action
(9:17:50 PM) SonofCtesiphon: Will you be joining?

 

He laments the loss of the greatest years of his life when he basked in his bounty of malt-o-meal.

 

It's wholesome, right?
I heard cream of wheat is pretty good too.

 

Nice to meet you, thesevegetable
s

 

He keeps wanting me to name my nonexistant daughters particular names. Also scolds me weekly for not being married.

 

Wocky news.

 

^ ahahahaaha.

 

i forgot this was even a thing

 

Likes to be namedropped in anniversary threads, even though nobody knows his name.

 

Obsessed with Evan, and snowpants and dorks.

 

Wait, Wocky wants him to marry Imperial_Dork? I thought she already was married?

 

Marriage? Nobody said anything about marriage. Do you read good?