Victoria. BC Ooh, pretty! Who do we invade next?

As in the flies that gathher in garbage dumps??

 

LOL
They'll freeze solid (absolute zero!) and break apart before they get here!

 

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No, the poisonous jellyfish.

 

*comes in loaded for bear*

Where am I needed?

 

Is there a date for the attack Rani.

 

Message to all Canadian diplomats in Oceana: Dispose of decoding machines immediately. Burn all secret documents. Leave the region at once. Peace talks useless.

 

We are mobilised, and awaiting orders! Sir!

 

I am waiting for Rani to give us the word...

 

Sir! Yes, Sir!

 

Where's the Commander-in-Chief? We've trained for this, and we're ready to go, Ma'am!

 

"We're following the leader,
the leader. the leader,
we're following the leader,
wherever she may go..."

 

Hey, guys, thanks for your (ahem) patience.

Like Alakin said, it's been delayed a week due to Darth Real Life. Virtual-reality escapism will return to normal for me Sunday evening, so we invade this coming Tuesday, March 25th, 7:00 p.m. board time (PST).

checks a notebook labelled "The Diplomatic Excuse Book for Beginners", nods, and clears throat

Of course, the real reason for the delay is because our informants discovered that their informants found out all about the invasion, so we're invading one week later to throw them completely off guard!

Rumour has it they've sunk to using vegemite gas, so don't forget your chemical masks!

- Rani

 

Sounds good Rani, I will be there !!!

 

Any Shock and Awe or anything like that? Blitzkrieg? Anything? What's the plan?

 

*inconspiciously slides across the 'Schlieffen Plan'*

 

Huh? What? We're going to invade France, then Russia? I really don't see how that'll help us against the Aussies.

 

Confuse them to the point of insanity...

 

//intercepted message from one of their forward scouts to the command post

"Crikey, mate! The Canadians are taking up position along the border. They look like they mean business!"



If they're all as fearless as Steve Irwin, we may be in trouble.

 

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Queensland, Australia Fanforce

Watch for falling coconuts when you invade, guys.

 

I count ten of them! We're outnumbered!

I'm not worried. They haven't even evolved to the point of coming down from the trees yet.

Situation is a go, folks. We invade at 7:00 p.m. tonight, I'll post a link a few minutes beforehand. Stay tuned to this station for further details.

- Rani

 

I'm not worried. They haven't even evolved to the point of coming down from the trees yet.

You WILL pay for that, Rani.

Dagnabbit, now I need to find some redbacks to throw at you guys. I wonder what other poisonous things we have around here?

 

We invade in one hour, guys. Got those Timbit cannons polished?

 

T-30 minutes and counting...cue inspiring music...

- Rani

 

Do we need more troops Rani..