"Oooo pretty, fire!": The Official Pyromaniac Thread

That;s for me to know and you to find out...

 

I feel like starting a fire, and this thread seems to be the proper place.

*puts a pillow on fire*

 

You don't know it.


Ooo, burning pillow, look at all those feathers....

 

*refrains from commented on the second middle name issue*


ooo... fire.

 

*throws some gunpowder at the burning pillow*

BOOM


hihihi

 

Oooo, flying burning feathers.

*stares*

 

wheeee!!!

 

ooo, pretty fire

I have a candle that smells like purple

and chris, I wouldnt be so sure about the second name if I were you

 

Smells like purple......


Ok, then what is my second middle name?

 

why should I tell you, its your name, you hould already know

 

You don't know it.

 

... but I do.

 

so do I

 

How do you know it? ?

 

A pyro thread? Wow, I thought I was the only one!

 

You haven't gotten to many other forums have you?

*kicks open the door and chucks a Molatof Cocktail out into the street*

 

Ok, funny story.

I went to a local Renassiance Festival and brought nine sticks of incense. I had some matches in my room and decided to light them. This was my first time lighting a match *is bombarded by tomatoes* and I had my finger too close to the part that lights up and the match literally POOMed into flames, so yea, burned my finger.

Then I wasted about two sticks of incense letting them burn and not blowing them out. Then the smoke/scent got all over the 2nd floor and my friend told me to suck it up with a vacuum.

 

You've never lit a match before? You deprived little child...

 

yes, you poor poor child

oh, I figured out how to light paper matches without the science teacher spazing

 

HAHAHAHAH

 

*prods thread with a stick*

Hmmm....

 

You have to stop killing stuff, Chris...

 

*Steps into thread, burning stick in hand.* Alright, which of you pyros belong to this? Oh...Wait...It's mine.

PyroPyroPyroPyro!!!

 

Heheh, my mom found a lighter on the floor of the laundry room, and she asked me who's it was, it was obviously my sisters, it had a flag on it, and, well you all know me, I wouldn't have one. So I just picked it up out of her hand and said that it's mine now. She said to me "I don't like that you carry a lighter in your pocket, what do you need it?" and I just turned to her and said "I'm a pyro"

Conversation ended

 

I get the "why do you carry a lighter, a book or matches, and/or a box of matches with you?'
its a simple answer "pyro", and yet they dont get it.....is the quality of dumb really growing that much?