JCC [OOTS]You suck, Monty

Othello was written c. 1601–1603.

In the vigour of his age he married Gargamelle, daughter to the King of the Parpaillons, a jolly pug, and well-mouthed wench. These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another.

 

1203: Right Up To The Ledge

 

Paucity definition is - smallness of number : fewness.

What the....Belkar..........tracking?!

 

OOTS 1204: Not Again

 

WHAT. THE. $%^&. DURKON?!

 

On 475

 

It's easy to just sit and read comic after comic isn't it? I think it was up to 600 when I started.

 

"Eugene Greenhilt, kicked to the celestial curb"

 

1205: A Higher Calling Calling

 

This is going to be an interesting dynamic, to see how this trinity of characters is going to antagonize each other, The Order, Xykon, Red Cloak.

 

1206: Speaking Terms

 

I love Redcloak.

 

I wonder if the Giant is playing with spells or Durkon and Redcloak are having a bit if one-upmanship with Redcloak's alteration. Prediction, Redlcoak plays like he'll go along but plans on double crossing the OOTS. But Durkon counts on that and counters in the end.

I wonder if Xykon is offscreen watching this conversation.

Redcloak was....redzoned! Get it? Because friend zone but redcloak? HAHAHAHA

 

1207: Afraid So

 

Um...god shave to blink to renew/clean up their divine vision?

I'd like the rest of the Order to show up right in the middle of this conversation.

 

I guess that should read "...gods have to..."

 

I predict the others will ask Roy to charge in, and Roy will insist on trusting Durkon first.

 

1208 - Grievances

 

I would have suggested the Goblands, as it almost sounds like goblins but slightly different in reference to a land.

I suppose it's possible Redcloak will get a kingdom. But if he dies I think it would be at the hands of Xykon.

 

1209 - Compromised

 

Implosion
(Player's Handbook v.3.5, p. 243)

Evocation
Level: Cleric 9, Warmage 9, Blighter 9, Death Master 9, Destruction 9, Abyss 9, Slime 9,
Components: V, S,
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target: One corporeal creature/round
Duration: Concentration (up to 4 rounds)
Saving Throw: Fortitude negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

You create a destructive resonance in a corporeal creature's body.
For each round you concentrate, you cause one creature to collapse in on itself, killing it.
(This effect, being instantaneous, cannot be dispelled).
You can target a particular creature only once with each casting of the spell.
Implosion has no effect on creatures in gaseous form or on incorporeal creatures.

A D&D monster being what D&D meant him to be.

 

1210 Break Down

You know how you didn't see that coming and it's awesome? That's what this is.

 

1211: Win Conditions

 

I'd yell no lecture in the middle of a fight but it's funny under all conditions.