Sth Bend, IN Pants

It's simple... Take a quote from one of the Star Wars movies and replace a word with "pants".

Example: "Your pants, you will not need them."

 

I find your lack of pants disturbing.
These aren't the pants you're looking for.


This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of pants.


Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only pants.

 

I like this idea.


"This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants."

 

LUKE: You worry about those Pants! I'll worry about the tower!

 

I told you she would never conciously betray the pants.

 

Pants can be a very powerful ally.

 

Adventure...heh. Pants...heh. A Jedi craves not these things.

 

LUKE: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

PALPATINE: Your faith in your pants is yours.

 

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

 

Into the pants flyboy.

 

Move against the Jedi first. You will then have no difficulty in taking the pants back to Naboo to sign the treaty.

 

Queen Amidala is returning home, which will put pressure on the pants, and could widen the confrontation

 

Good is a point of view, Anakin. The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way, including their quest for pants.

 

Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the pants and found nothing.

 

Moff Jerjerrod: The Emperor's coming here?

Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.

 

I'd just as soon pants a Wookiee.

 

I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

 

So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous pants.

 

Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the landing platform, terrible. Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my pants.

 

must...leave...thread...

 

LOL

 

General Grievous: Pants them! Make them suffer!

 

Thirty of us went out after her. Four of us came back. I'd be with them, only... after I lost my pants I just couldn't ride any more... until I heal.

 

Impossible! The pants are extinct! They have been for nearly a millennium.

 

Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo; so long ago when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.