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Discussion in 'Community' started by Boba_Fett_2001 , Feb 21, 2017.

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Pineapple On Pizza

  1. Yes

    54.8%
  2. No

    41.5%
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ

    3.7%
  1. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    And here the argument shifts from a vigorous authoritarian demand that no pizza toppings differ from those approved of by the reactionary element to an assertion that the opposition is ineffectual and yet also simultaneously nakedly totalitarian and thuggish. This is of course the central hypocrisy underlying fascistic rhetoric and is the key lever by which it seeks to justify its regressive policies.

    In fact, this thread requires no pizza at all, because it is gorging itself on detritus from the trash can that is ideology. *Sniff*
     
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  2. siha

    siha Jedi Master star 2

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    I am going to put pineapple on the next pizza I make in honor of this thread. Sorry, JoinTheSchwarz!
     
  3. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Don't tell VLM.
     
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  4. yeurgh

    yeurgh Jedi Knight star 3

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    C'mon, man. There are some things that just can't be tolerated. Like the big-endians of Blefuscu. What the hell are they doing breaking the fat end of their boiled eggs? Monstrously uncivilised. Lilleput's wars against these knowlessmen were more than justified.

    Same thing with pineapple on pizza. It's the kind of wrongheadedness that can only be solved by wall building, travel restrictions, violence and - when right-minded folk have sufficient control - zyklon B.
     
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  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Lord Vivec can tell you all about how NASA are developing WARP DRIVES.

    I'd never heard of it then saw the words that shouldn't be "the great South Australian pie floater."

    Which explains it all. It can either be South Australian, or it can be great.

    Regardless of whatever that awfulness is, pineapple on pizza is a sin and it turns out you're bad people for enjoying it.
     
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  6. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    I'd support warp drives to get us away from pineapple pizzas
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    NASA is totally designing one, and it totally does not contradict relativity. Plus it's pretty easy to accelerate to that speed.

    You could enjoy maybe a slice of pineapple pizza, maybe a bite of a second, before you hit top speed.
     
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  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    And this is the final damning inditement of the anti-pineapple hardliners: a total willingness to compromise previously held ideals for the sake of ostracizing the outgroup. This should of course remind us of the tendency of so-called forward thinking democratic societies to prop up regressive totalitarian regimes for the sake of ensuring continued or nebulously improved financial stability. Ironically given the origins of the "paradise fruit" it is therefore opposition to pineapples that has aligned itself with oppressive colonialist interests.
     
  9. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    pineapple pizzaaaaa
     
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  10. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 6

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    But little do you know that the warp drive technology requires the blending of pineapples together with pizza dough. Only such an unnatural combination of ingredients has the ability to bend the fabric of space-time to where a ship is able to travel faster than the speed of light. Thus, the pineapple pizza will follow you to the stars.
     
  11. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 6

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    he who controls the pineapple controls the universe
     
  12. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    they come from a backwards country so they have no excuse. You are from a proper civilised state with culture and the like. Why are you shaming your Nordic ancestors this way?
     
  13. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    have you been to norway? it's only okay. pineapple pizza kicks it up a few notches tho.
     
  14. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    the existence of pineapple pizza is regressive in and of itself.
     
  15. Anakin.Skywalker

    Anakin.Skywalker Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yeah...like they ran out of ideas.

    Has anyone tried cheeseburger pizza? Yuck! Why have pizza if it's going to taste like yucky hamburger helper?
     
  16. yeurgh

    yeurgh Jedi Knight star 3

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    Apostate! Norwegians discovered Iceland, the home of the pineapple pizza hating president. Harald Fairhair would be most unhappy.

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  17. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne Celebration Mistress of Ceremonies star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    I prefer bananas on pizza, but I can take pineapple if offered.

    I also think one should be openminded, and even if there is only a superficial similarity between a proper Italian pizza and a kebabpizza (google it) - you can enjoy both. One when you want something tasty and refined, and one when you simply want a grease bomb that will make you full for the coming days.
     
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  18. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    are presidents consistently right in their opinions? i dunno, we don't have a president, but i'm sure an american can answer me
     
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  19. yeurgh

    yeurgh Jedi Knight star 3

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    The wrongness of pineapple on pizza is more natural law than politics.

    Iceland simply happens to get pretty much everything right.
     
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  20. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    At least they have a leader with some clue as to which EO's would be successful if implemented
     
  21. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Look we retired these in 2009, otherwise I'll start posting this again.

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  22. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ahahahaha, she got you there.
     
  23. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Aww yeah, that's the stuff.

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  24. siha

    siha Jedi Master star 2

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    [​IMG]Clone Trooper for scale.
     
  25. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I feel compelled to counter this Marxist rubbish with some solid, successful liberalism:

    "Over himself, over his own body and mind, but not his pizza, the individual is sovereign"
     
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