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Kenobi Poll: What will be Obi-wan's first line in the new show?

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV- Current and Future Shows' started by Glitterstimm, Apr 8, 2021 at 11:45 AM.

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What will be his first line?

  1. Hello There!

    21 vote(s)
    55.3%
  2. Another happy landing!

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  3. Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  4. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

    5 vote(s)
    13.2%
  5. So uncivilized.

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  6. They're for sale if you want them.

    1 vote(s)
    2.6%
  7. I don't think so.

    3 vote(s)
    7.9%
  8. *visible confusion*

    2 vote(s)
    5.3%
  9. Other

    12 vote(s)
    31.6%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Glitterstimm

    Glitterstimm Force Ghost star 5

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    It will probably be, "Hello there!" but I would love if it opens up with a big chase scene where Luke's running away from Gammorean goons in Tosche Station and Obi-wan grabs him by the collar, jumps off a roof and says, "Another happy landing!"
     
  2. ewoksimon

    ewoksimon Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The earliest iteration of this:

    [​IMG]
     
  3. starfish

    starfish Chosen One star 5

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    I’m going with Hello There

    but will it be to a womp rat, a krayt dragon, or maybe baby yoda?
     
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  4. DannyD

    DannyD Jedi Knight star 3

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    Dec 16, 2017
    "Hello there little one"
     
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  5. Darth_Accipiter

    Darth_Accipiter Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    "Blasted Anakin"
     
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2021 at 3:09 PM
  6. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Screaming Service / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    "My name is Ben".

    Gotta get an early jump on his using that name.
     
  7. starfish

    starfish Chosen One star 5

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    just combine them

    Hello There, My name is Ben
     
  8. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval TV Screaming Service / FFS! star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    That's it. That is the only logical path for them to take.
     
  9. Krueger

    Krueger Chosen One star 5

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    Aug 9, 2004
    Visible confusion, but the actual words. He says it to Chalmun when he recites a tale involving Jawas trying to sell him a blaster.
     
  10. TheCloneWarsForever

    TheCloneWarsForever Force Ghost star 7

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    Apr 24, 2018
    [Voiceover over black screen]
    "After 10 years of solitude in the scorched wastelands of Tatooine, Anakin and I finally agree on something."

    ...

    "I HATE SAND."
    .
     
    Last edited: Apr 9, 2021 at 1:22 AM
  11. Fredrik Vallestrand

    Fredrik Vallestrand Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jan 15, 2018
    The beginning of im getting too old for this sort og thing, he be 48 so past his prime.
     
  12. Reepicheep775

    Reepicheep775 Jedi Knight star 2

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    Jul 27, 2019
    Obi-Wan holds an old flickering hologram of the Jedi Temple, before turning it off.

    "Goodbye there," he says sadly.
     
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  13. clone commander bossk

    clone commander bossk Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 5, 2019
    Come, on it's got to be

    Obi-Wan is on the top of a canyon with sand people carrying off settlers below.

    ''Hello there, also I have the high ground.''

    Obi-Wan goes on to destroy them.
     
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  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    "I have a bad feeling about this."
     
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  15. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 6

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    Apr 6, 2018
    Hello there or do not hello there. There is no try.
     
  16. Siphonophore

    Siphonophore Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Nov 13, 2003
    "You were right about another thing, Master. The Jawas are short."
     
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  17. BobasJetPack

    BobasJetPack Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 7, 2021
    Hello there for comedy value or seeing some Imperial goings off and just sighing and mumbling ‘Anakin.....’
     
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  18. TheCloneWarsForever

    TheCloneWarsForever Force Ghost star 7

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    Apr 24, 2018
    "10 years to perfect my Krayt Dragon Scream and it still comes out different every day!"
     
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  19. DannyD

    DannyD Jedi Knight star 3

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    A fourth wall homage, for the first 3 minutes. No Obi speak, just Anakin and Obi and/or Obi and Luke footage.

    But the soundtrack(s) must be...



    Or

     
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  20. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett PT Interview Host/Teh Mole Host -RYL Awards Winner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I know it’s a meme but I give it a 20 percent chance of being hello there
     
  21. Elle-Wan

    Elle-Wan Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Jul 11, 2004
    I hope it's not a fan-service, cutesy, echo of a famous Obi-Wan line, and they focus that energy on writing compelling dialogue. In other words, less like Solo/TROS and more like The Mandalorian. It can have Obi-Wan's same personality of course, but it needs to be something new.

    Side note: I'd love for the first scene of the new show to be similar to the Ahsoka/Luke introduction scenes in TM - just show him absolutely thrashing something (with no dialogue). Start off the new show with a jaw-dropper scene!
     
  22. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Anthology & Fan Films Manager and Ewok Enthusiast star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    "Hello there" worked in ROTS as a way to show how PT Obi-Wan was turning into OT Obi-Wan. Having him say it in this show would just be a meta-joke because it has become a meme. As a first line it would make me seriously worried about the show.

    The first line should be... whatever fits the scene and the character.
    Or just a remake of the Obi-Wan in front of the mirror scene from Robot Chicken.
     
  23. Darth Vader's Chest Plate

    Darth Vader's Chest Plate Jedi Master star 2

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    "Wretched hive of scum of villainy" he wispers to himself, shaking his head, as he walks into Mos Eisley and heads for the cantina.
     
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  24. DannyD

    DannyD Jedi Knight star 3

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    Dec 16, 2017
    "I need a drink" (after some battle or a long walk).
     
  25. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 6

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    Apr 6, 2018
    I say either don’t do it at all, or have Obi-wan say “hello there” every single time he meets someone. Go big or go home.
     
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