Chic, IL Post Count Pumpin'

The title "Chicago Force Webmaster" under Haz's FanForce moniker refers to his ability to shoot webs from his wrists...however, instead of fighting crime with his ability, he just uses it to retrieve those hard-to-reach items from the top shelves at Sam's Club.

D'

 

Bosh once ate an entire case of Sugar-Free Kool-Aid packets while waiting for his favorite adult BBS to load on his dial-up modem.

 

Once every six months Darth Astuart sheds his outer covering. After carefully checking all the gears and belts on his steam-powered electrical generator, he uses the heat from burning his sloughed off skin to power his computer long to post in every thread.

Once he is satisfied with his bi-annual communication spree, he covers his entire body with Vaseline and curls up in the shade with 3 boxes of Ritz crackers, a can of processed cheese, and various candies. Sucking on a ring pop and humming the theme from "The Prisoner" to himself, he drifts gently off to sleep.

 

Haz likes musical theater a LOT, and so does his "girlfriend."

 

Dartha likes his Star Trek Edith Keeler figure a little too much, if you gather my meaning... he misses it, and hopes nobody buys it so he can justify having it sent to him.

 

A little known fact is that Thom collects Native American artifacts. His collection of Smallpox Blankets is unparalleled.

D'

 

When John McKitterick created the Billy Doll collection he was inpider by Bosh's day's in the Navy.

 

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Bosh has apparently been left speechless by Rex's not-so-surprising revelation.

 

Hazzy haz a clazzy perzzonalizy, intelligenzz and technical zzavvy, all zzapped up in a mazzive phyizzicalizy.
love,
Liobi


"Who is the greater fool, the fool, or the fools who follow him?"

 

Liobi is...

...nah, can't say anything bad about him. Although he does have trouble telling Haz and me apart online, apparently. (Hint: Haz posts more than I do.)

 

Once went on a beer run with me.

 

beats the living tar out of me (no there is a completely mystifing saying)

at CC

or www.conquerclub.com

and also relentlessly trolls the boards

 

Has been known to post for no apparent reason!

but that does not mean that there isn't one

 

Keeps my thread alive and well!

 

Launched a SBFF posting fury that maybe someone may find interesting,
but only if they have vast amounts of time and nothing better to do

 

Has been missing since the new forum opened.

I'll be dammed if I let a new forum kill my thread!