JCC [POSTPONED]The 2021 Wattos, Brought to you by The Doggos

@SuperWatto is a little busy at the moment, between his job, furiously editing Hitchhikers guide and even more furiously rioting across The Netherlands.

So I and another, keen to enjoy working off our community service, volunteered to host The Wattos this year.

It's a pale imitation; we know it, you know it, we all know it. But it's better than nothing. Probably.

So, for your consideration, the first category is Dogs.

You Want Some, Pal?



So Thirsty



Haha, this is so much fun!...oh, you ****.



I Declare Pizzaaaaaaah!



So cu...oh god!



Eh, not arsed



Fish Flop



Snow Dog



You have seven days to vote. Votes are anonymous, and they can be changed.

(any shenanigans such as vote fixing are totally against the spirit of The Wattos, and will not be allowed)

 

What's the official stance on corruption?

 

Death, and then forgiveness may be requested.

 

Snow Dog is a pathetic attempt to cash in on the brilliance of last year's Snow Cat. Pitiful.

 

I did the dying part on a part-time basis already, I think I'm covered

 

Anyone who doesn't vote for Pizza Dog is a cop.

 

Oh god dog sufficiently captures the horror of the human experience in 2020

 

There may...or may not.... be a category for that. If I can be bothered.