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"Pretty Fly for a Jedi" - lyrics competition

Discussion in 'Europe General Archive' started by Yankee_Yoda_Doo, Jun 3, 2002.

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    Yankee_Yoda_Doo Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 3, 2002
    Hey folks,I figured out that ur all bored ( or maybe the bigger part of you ;) ) And i thought it would be fun to make some competition :) The only thing u need to do is to write lyrics of "Pretty fly for a Jedi" song, and it should fit to the music of the original Offspring song. Well, u don't win anything, but if u have that Jedi brain u can figure out a good song. This one is mine [face_mischief] :

    Pretty fly for a Jedi

    Give it to me obi -- uh-huh uh-huh
    Give it to me obi ? uh-huh uh-huh
    Obi van Kenobi ? uh-huh uh-huh
    And all the girlies say I?m pretty fly for a Jedi

    U know it?s kind of hard now
    For Jedi knights today
    The aren?t very cool
    But people like?em anyway
    They may not have charisma
    They may not have class
    But their laser light sable
    Can really kick ur ass!

    So don?t be afraid
    To greet them with ?hey?
    Cause u know they don?t understand u anyway
    And if u notice that
    They want to cut ur head
    Just run away, just run away
    U know that some of them
    Maybe are just insane
    And they can smash u with the power of their brain
    And they love to eat pizza
    Hey, hey do that Jedi thing!
    Give it to me obi -- uh-huh uh-huh
    Give it to me obi ? uh-huh uh-huh
    Obi van Kenobi ? uh-huh uh-huh
    And all the girlies say I?m pretty fly for a Jedi

    This song is bout Kenobi
    a handsome padawan
    he just turned from a little boy to a young man
    And he possess everything
    What mighty Jedi has
    Strength, mind, speed, sword, and really sexy ass!

    So don?t be afraid
    To greet him with ?hey?
    Cause u know he won?t understand u anyway
    And if u notice that
    He want to cut ur head
    Just run away, just run away
    Maybe he is pure
    or maybe just insane
    And he can smash u with the power of his brain
    And he love to eat pizza
    Hey, hey do that Jedi thing!
    Now he?s getting really angry, he?s getting really mad,
    Cause everyone In council treat him like a lad
    He wants to show them off and he think that he?s The One,
    He?s treated like a baby just because his twenty-one!

    So don?t be afraid
    To greet him with ?hey?
    Cause u know he won?t understand u anyway
    And if u notice that
    He wants to cut ur head
    Just run away, just run away
    Maybe he is pure
    Or maybe just insane
    And he can smash u with the power of his brain
    And he love to eat pizza
    Yes he loves to eat pizza
    Oh, how he loves to eat pizza
    Hey, hey do that Jedi thing!
     
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