Pubs Galore

A big G'day to all of you from the Australian posters. Ive come to your forum to let you know something of whats been going on recently in the Australian forums.

There has always been a feirce rivalry between he statesof australia, and in that spirit, my fellow Victorians and i have been encoraging people from the other forums to get on over and have a post at the vic forum and in doing so show to the other states tat Vic's arnt as lazy as they seem.

so i urge all of you to have a look at the Victorian forum, and even enter one of our pubs, or just have a bit of mindless conversation at the "sanity is the devil" thread

The Victorian Forum
http://boards.theforce.net/board.asp?brd=10037

 

There has always been a feirce rivalry between the states of australia (edited)

Sounds like a game of risk, sorry i play this game far too much!

 

Well, I stuck something in their in-tray over an hour ago, it's still the last post!

Not the level of excitement I'm looking for!

 

u probably posted while us poor aussies were asleep

 

Stoopid time difference!

 

Don't listen to Jacques! Stay away from the vic forum, stay away! They're all weird down there, they have like two heads and stuff. Go to the much nicer, sunnier Queensland forums.

After all, Queensland is where old neighbours go to die, and if your people didn't watch so much damn neighbours it would have been canned years ago! You owe me!

 

Two heads you say?

I'll pop over to Queensland and check it out kahli, I hope the weather is as nice as you say.

//picks up his pack and starts to sing//

Neighbours, everybody needs...

 

Jesus Joannie...

Who keeps leaving that door unlocked! We seem to be over-run by feckin aussies!

 

It'll be the french next.

 

No no no dont listen to Kahli, Queensland people dont even know how to make beer, let alone entertain forigeners.

Comet to the loveley Victoria, home of AFL footy and the best tasting cold beer (sorry guys its not warm but im sure we could accomidate you) VB, the world famous Victoria Bitter. Not Queensland Bitter you'll notice

And anyway its the Tasmanians that have two heads but just between you and me i think Queensland people are proof that Tasmanian people can swim. If you ever go there look fot the amputation scar on the left shoulder

 

bah no warm beer!

 

Sorry, ive just been informed by PoT that Queenslanders do in fact have their own beer, in a quaint two headed sort of way, its called XXXX and no thats not censorship at work thats actually its highly imaginative name.

 

I think you'll find the locals here are well acquainted with XXXX, JC. Although, granted, VB is a far better drop .

Still doesn't make up for victoria in general. Sorry. Do you guys even get sun 9 months out of the year?

 

Sun?? who needs sun?? these guys are pommys, they dont need sun. it'd spoil their albino complex. and i can certainly live without the sun if it means i dont have to put up with 90% humidity, tropical cyclones and sweaty fat guys walking around in speedo's at bondi beach. No seriously guys Victoria is a much more plesant place, filled with a much better quality of people

 

Way to go JC! Us Qlder would never be so rude.

PS Bondi Beach is in NSW.

 

It is eh? Thats probably why im notin geography this year. And im sorry if ivecaused any offence, it was all in the spirit of friendly rivalry, well relativley friendly. Anyway ive stumped, and never let it be said that a Victorian dosent know when to give up.

*Gives up and goes home*

*Pops his head round the door again*

Just cos we're a bunch of yob's dosent mean Victoria is a bad place

*Goes back to Victoria*

 

does the queenslander forgive the vic?

 

NSW is the best.......

 

oh no here we go again, come on in future guys lets keep this in the Australian forums, we're frightening the poor Brittish off when the whole point was to get them to come over

 

I'll come over if there's a free packet of dry roasted in it

 

Scaring us off? Not likely.

 

dry roasted what exactly? oh and sorry ooh ah, i thaught you were from NSW

 

S'alright Jaques. I just have friends in Sydney.

 

*shudders*

i was once young and foolish like yourself and made friends with a Sydneysider, minutes of intense councelling later here i am

 

Well I flated with her for two years. And my cuz married a girl from Sydney and moved there.