Pubs Galore

bras for what? gaining favour with the bouncers

 

No...for protecting us against them.

If we wear our superbras...they can't harm us...cuz our boobs are like a shield of steel.

 

Exactly - nobody grabs us and throws us out by our bouncers and gets away with it

 

well we were never talking about throwing you out, unless youre grasshoppers

youre not....grasshoppers are you?

Cos im afrais of grasshoppers *looks nervously at tanktop girl and MOTs*

 

Ahhh glasshoppa...!!!

 

// looks down

Er...no - I look more like a horsefly. Do I get a reserved table?

 

depends on how horsey you smell and how the other customers feel about it, dont worry most of them smell just as bad

 

I smell of pink fluffy clouds and angel dust. I'm a laydee horseflyalike

 

in that case mi'lady we have reserved seating over by the window, theres a lovely view

*quickly sweeps the pile of trash on the bar into the mouth of a passed out customer and puts a wilted bunch of flowers on the bar*

there thats a bit cheerier

 

I'm not sitting next to that zebra.

 

?

 

its ok, hes harmless...well nothing a good dose of flyspray and deoderant wont fix anyway

 

It's that kinda pub. You know - the kinda pub where all the zebras stop talking when you walk in...the music goes off and they all stare at you...

 

the zebra was talking??!! hear that everyont the zebra is talking to us again!!!!

This calls for a celebration, drinks are on the house

 

I'll have a double ribena

 

double ribena it is, who else? howabout you PoT whats youre poison, oh and somebody ask what the zebra wants

 

The zebras on the wagon

 

Hmm...oi! This be that thread you besa talking bout Jacques?

Yallo to yousa all. I besa Boba, Protege of Thrawns Helper Monkey. He is the supreme sub-autocratic grand poobah of high and mightiness in the Victorian Forums, and he has asked me to not only ask you all to come and saw hello to Us Victorians, but to make comment on this, Jacques thread.

His excellency Protégé of Thrawn believes that Arun_Dale has summed this thread up perfectly, and in its entirety.

?

 

yes yes thats all very well and good but what do you want to DRINK!! as in bar, serving drinks

 

// points and laughs @ BMHM's icon

 

thats no monkey, thats a slug!!

hey wheres my PA system gone?? *wacks head* theiving slug, ill get you for this, PoT will be hearing about this theft Boba

 

I've posted Jacques, so there.

I've nothing else to say, except it's too bloody cold over there in Britain! I was there not so long ago (more or less, France, same dif when it comes to weather), Christ it was cold!

Madness!

There's my 2 cents....

 

But what about my galactic nips!

They're receiving radio signals from the Zebras mothership. He has to go home and do his homework!

 

Is your name legal, Jet-Eye?

EDIT: Minx your intergalactic nipple told me to tell you it had just popped to the shops for a pound of sprouts. It'll be back in five.

 

whose name legal? what the?