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JCC Punk versus Diggy - Whose Butter?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy, Feb 18, 2021.

  1. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    As most of you know,Punk and I live together in a small, but adequately sized van.

    approximately a year ago Punk bought butter, and chucked it into the van fridge, forever forgotten.

    This morning I had a craving for bagels and while excitedly looking for them, came over Punk’s butter.

    This butter is out of time itself. So, JCC, to whom does it belong, the original purchaser or the new discovererer?
     
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  2. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Chosen One star 5

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    I think the matter can only be resolved by trial by combat. Live-streamed.
     
  3. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  4. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 8

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    You’re a quick one!
     
  5. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Do JKF’s bagels have anything to do with this?
     
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  6. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick Game Host - SfC Part VI BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    The jelly is quite messy on those.
     
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  7. PymParticles

    PymParticles Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You did what over Punk's butter? You sick, sick man.
     
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  8. DarthFixxxer

    DarthFixxxer Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The answer to where the butter belongs, is probably the trash bin
    Otherwise, half of the butter for each
     
  9. RokurGepta

    RokurGepta Jedi Master star 4

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    I thought the question in the thread title said who’s better, and, well, Punk’s choice of avatar answers that question for any rational person.
     
  10. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Is this van down by the river?
     
  11. Lordban

    Lordban Chosen One star 6

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    I don't know yet, but forward me 5k€ in advance payment and I'll conduct an investigation into the matter.
     
  12. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett PT Interview Host/Teh Mole Host -RYL Awards Winner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    You leave my stale well preserved bagels alone.
     
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  13. LostOnHoth

    LostOnHoth Chosen One star 5

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    The other thing to consider all is Punk’s utter lack of a moral compass. So if we don’t support him publicly he’ll just IP ban us and report us to Homeland Security.
     
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  14. Jedi Knight Fett

    Jedi Knight Fett PT Interview Host/Teh Mole Host -RYL Awards Winner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I don’t know sounds kinda communist to me. I think obviously one should get one percent while the other gets the other 99 percent.
     
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  15. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    What a thing to wake up to.

    Is something I say to myself every day, in this van. Oh well, at least we have Spotify. Diggy’s favourite song is Goodbye Horses.
     
  16. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Force Ghost star 6

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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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  18. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    @Diggy I see your game. As soon as you set this precedent you’ll begin hiding other items of Punk’s property, waiting the required length of time, then “finding” them & claiming them. Disgraceful.
     
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  19. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    You should consult an expert. I recommend breaking down the door between dimensions to allow Ctoggha (Iä iä the Dream-Daemon iä the Endless Deceptions of the Night etc. etc.) to breach into the realm of the waking from his normal domain in the nightmare realm. In my experience he usually has a good solution to roommate disputes, although an admittedly high number of them involve plunging one or more of the parties involved into an unceasing sleep plagued by a dream of recurring awakenings, each more horrifying than the last. It's the price you pay for quality.
     
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  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  21. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You just know Diggy was the type of kid who coughed in this crisps.
     
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  22. soitscometothis

    soitscometothis Force Ghost star 6

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    This is exactly how the JCC got those new guys.
     
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  23. DarthPhilosopher

    DarthPhilosopher Force Ghost star 6

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    Punk, you should surrender the butter (as it'll be off by now), Diggy in his desperation will eat it, die, and you'll have the van to yourself.
     
  24. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    it's Punky butter .
     
  25. starfish

    starfish Chosen One star 5

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    which one of you likes waffles?
     
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