Random Quotes.

"Are you free, mr Humphries?"
"Yes I'm free "
Are You Being Served: Captain Peacock en mr Humphries. Vanavond kwart over 7 RTL 5

 

Welcome to my nightmare, bitch!

 

I shut down the third world, you win they lose. I shut down America, they win you lose. The more things change, the more they stay the same.



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Come quietly or there will be... trouble.

 

Master Chief: Boo!

Grunt: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

Halo 2

 

"Let's talk about our beliefs, and what we can learn about them. We believe nature is solid, and time a constant. Matter has substance and time a direction. There is truth in flesh and the solid ground. The wind may be invisible, but it's real. Smoke, fire, water, light -- they're different! Not as to stone or steel, but they're tangible. And we assume time is narrow because it is as a clock -- one second is one second for everyone! Cause precedes effect -- fruit rots, water flows downstream. We're born, we age, we die. The reverse NEVER happens. ...None of this is true! Say goodbye to classical reality, because our logic collapses on the subatomic level ... into ghosts and shadows."

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Duke Henry: "You're not one of my vassals... who are you?"
Ash: "Who wants to know?"
Duke Henry: "I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples."
Ash: "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and ***t... and Jack just left town."

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Arthur: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
Ash: "Nope. Just me, baby... Just me."

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Ash: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

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Ash: "Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

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Elliot: "He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship."
Greg: "Well, can't he just beam up?"
Elliot: "This is REALITY, Greg."

 

Ha, nog een liefhebber van Army of Darkness!!

 

Zekers

"Hail to the king, baby!"

 

"Sex, death, and money, honny, that is why we all are gonna fry"

 

"Ik kom u Jezus brengen"
"Mooi zet maar in de tuin "
uit: Het Handboek Tegen Jehovas door Marleen&C (=ik).
No offense als er hier Jehovas zijn..maar...hmm.

 

Hier heb je er nog 2


"Wij willen u graag dichter bij God brengen"
"Maar ik woon al op de bovenste verdieping!"


"Wij zijn allen kinderen van God"
"Jezus Christus, das dan wel massale incest hierzo"


Ja, ik weet het. Heel flauw

 

maar wel handig.

"Ik kom u Jezus brengen"
"Uhm. Even mijn pa uit de SM kelder halen hoor.."

Of gewoon binnenvragen..binnen in een huis OF vol Satan aanbiddende dingen OF vol Darwin dingen.

 

koop gewoon dit shirt:


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Wow die's heet!!!

 

You look me, in my face
Tell me Iâ??m, a disgrace
you say that your the victim
I say your full of ***t

all the times you stuck me here
and put me on my own
I feel the same thatâ??s why
Iâ??ve got a bullet with your name



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"Out of Zion shall come forth a law
And the word of the Lord from Jerusalem
Nation shall not raise sword against nation
And they shall not learn war anymore
For the mouth of the Lord hath spoken"



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You try to tell me that you love life
Then find another way to kill life

 

Army of Darkness! Vet! Gisteren nog gezien toevallig...

 

Als was was was, dan was was was

 

Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug.

 

ik zag een vlieg vliegen, daar kwam een bij bij, gingen samen door de deur deur, langs de lange, lange weg, weg...

 

Raar taaltje toch eigenlijk, dat Nederlands

 

Bij ons in de aula, ene turk tegen andere turk:

"Jij schtinkt naar poep!"


Later, een andere turk:


"Ik spoeg op jou!"

 

''Death''








raad je quoteje

 

Is het vogel? Is het een vliegtuig? Nee, het is Supergrover

 

Is het een vogel? Is het een vliegtuig? Nee het is Superman

 

"Death"

King Theoden, in Return of the King

 

correct Ganner, u wint ehm.....
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