General Re: annexation

To all and singular!

The AAGD board is here by annexed by order of his Majesty King Tong_G I of the ACG Empire! Your local governor shall arrive shortly.

All Hail the Chief

Commissar Cromwell

Due to the sheer amount of spam this has generated, I'm locking this. Do not reopen it or any of it's offshoots or repeat this in any other forums.

 

Say what?

 

As High Priest of the Church of Simony (official state religion of the Atlantic Canada General Empire), I will do my best to explain.

The Great King Ton_G has received inspiration from that most divine of all sources: greed. Hence, he has decided to expand the boundaries of the ACG and go into empire-building.

Thus, he has annexed the entirety of the Asia & Africa FanForce. FanForce Quebec has also fallen. The numbers of his followers grow each day, and his subjects praise his rule.

 

Darth Zan,

This Colony is going to need a local Governor. Do you wish to fill the position? If so you will be responcible for making the forum more active and have to add

Governor of AAGB
Knight of the Order of the Oblong Table
Hail the ACG Empire

to your sig. For more info visit Atlantic Canada General.

Cromwell

 

Umm.

No.

Check your spelling, man, people don't sign up when the recruiter typos their name.

 

you thought I was taking to you? HA no.... I was um... talking to um.... shut up!

Cromwell

 

It pains me greatly to do this, but I have no choice.

As Chief Inquisitor of the Simonic Inquisition, I place you, Darth Xan, on trial for one (1) count of heresy and treason against King Ton G I, glorious monarch of the ACG (May he live forever).

Bind her to the stake!

 

Somehow I can't see this going to well

 

Amber - you're referring to them, aren't you?

Bring it. You'll never catch me!!1

 

Of course, I know you can look after yourself Xan

 

Guards, seize her! *Leaps forward for hot pursuit, waving his Broadsword of Office, +3*

Commissar, remain here and prevent any other secessionist rumblings!

 

*watches as a broadsword-wielding maniac runs straight at her*

Hmm ... duel or evade?

*holds her ground until said person is nearly in range, then dive-rolls to one side just in time to avoid the attack and cause him to overbalance*

 

Curses!

*Picks himself up.*

Now you die, Rebel scum!

*Assumes bad kung-fu movie fighting stance*

 

This is pretty interesting...

*grabs popcorn and sits down to watch*

 

No spoon?

 

Not unless they should attack ME...

 

Sits watching the priest in the red dress try to pick his sword up....

still watching....

almost got it....


almost...

little more..

There!

(prepairs to release the hounds, knowing how well octavulg fights.... which is not well)

 

Contrary to what the Commisar says, I have yet to drop my sword.

And watch it with the comments. I can burn you at the stake.

Hint: I outrank you, Commy...

 

This will be ... interesting ..

*watches in amusement as the priest stands at 'guard position' and the other dude readies a pack of hounds*

*gestures expansively with arms* Hey, I'm still here! Come get me.

 

I think I have been missing the action over here!

Xan, Jean...what's happening?

 

Haha ... and here I thought I'd have to PM you guys for backup. Nevermind that, then.

Nothing much, Blainey ... just some Canadians trying to take over the world.

 

Which, of course, they'll fail with.

Hey you, canadians, don't you remember the great big war against FF Sweden two years ago? The war where you LOST and had to send us a bottle of maple syrup?

 

We are a new, virile generation of ACGers, full of vim, vigor, and a healthy lack of intelligence. Ph33r us.

BTW, the good Commissar has been relieved of duty. You now face only me and my minions.

*Releases the dreaded monkey-dogs of the ACG*

Attack!

*Watches them charge towards Xan and wanders after them*

 

*tosses some steaks out the window, watches as the monkey-dogs get distracted*

*tosses a few to where Octavulg is standing, too*

Hehehe.

 

LOL, I'm here Xan!


...full of vim, vigor, and a healthy lack of intelligence.



And they want to take over the world?!?