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Hope Alone

The inspirational tale of a child who has lost his family but never loses his hope that he will regain them.

You've Got Fail

A tacky B movie about epic "fails" that a gaggle of college kids make during spring break.

Paid in Manhattan

A high class call girl services the elite in New York City.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallon

After a Transformers destroy Jimmy Fallon's home in a battle with autobots, he launches a comedic public relations battle against them to discredit them.

 

Independence Lays

A 4th of July porn movie.

 

Pooper

...do i really need to explain it?

 

Mr. Smith Hoes to Washington

A man desperate to move to the nation's capitol becomes a gigolo to pay his way there.

You Got Lerved

The Ermagerd girl finds love in urban dance competitions.

Sixteen Handles

An epic sixteenth birthday part involving sixteen handles of vodka and many more cases of alcohol poisoning.

The Hunger Dames

Cannibalistic women use their sexual allure to seduce men then consume them.

Spider-Fan

Peter Parker is stalked by a woman obsessed with his fame as a human spider.

People from the future send their **** back to the past and Joseph Gordon-Levitt has to take care of it?

 

Hulu. Michael Caine and a handful of old British actors stand firm against a vast horde of Hulu users engaged in an uprising against royalties.

 

Se7en Years in Tibet

2 years after Richard Gere frees Tibet, Pitt's character is released from prison. He journeys to Tibet to try and heal. There he climbs to the top of a mountain seeking a Wise Man to advise him. He finds one and is told to seek out the new Dalai Lama. He locates the child and becomes his tutor and close friend. Pitt finds himself at peace for the first time since the murders occurred. But the boy is not what he appears to be. He is actually John Doe reincarnated. The interaction with Pitt awakens memories from his previous life...and the killings begin.

 

Silence of the Lames

They can't walk good, now they can't talk good too.

 

Licence to Bill. The non-sexy, non-globetrotting, non-excitement-packed story of a non-intrepid MI6 accountant and his non-gripping quest for a non-crucial expense report.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Ring. The first, five-hour installment of the inevitable Peter Jackson sequel trilogy.

 

My Big Fate Geek Wedding.

 

Pokeman. A documentary where a second rate pickup artist shows off his mastery of the social media dating scene.

 

The Running Ban - a small Midwestern town bans running

Footmoose - a documentary about yoga pants

Pig Trouble in Little China - a pig must escape an all you can eat Chinese buffet

 

Supermon. A Usain Bolt biopic.

 

Singin in the Bain
A musical retrospective of Mitt Romney's career.

Not Fuzz
A coming of age story about a young man shaving for the first time

Air Force Ode
The US poet laureate enlists

 

Rebecka

Afred Hitchcok's sequel to "Beck to the Future"

 

The Queer

After the death of Princess Diana, Elizabeth starts new explorations of her sexuality.

 

127 Pours

Someone gets really drunk.

 

The Ramen

John Cusack stars as an impoverished cookbook writer who steps up to help a detective solve a string of gruesome murders at the local noodle factory.

 

50 First Bates - a coming of age story

Big Caddy - an overweight teen caddies at the local country club

Nappy Gilmore - a narcoleptic man must save his grandma's home from foreclosure

 

Whor - The story of an Asgardian concubine

Binding Nemo - A young Barrier Reef clownfish comes to terms with his secret fetishes

The Defarted - Jack Nicholson loses his ability to pass gas and swells like a balloon

 

Revolutionary Toad

Toad decides to put an end to Princess Peaches kidnappings, once and for all, through revolution

 

Run Hatboy Run
A film adaptation of Souderwan 's posts in the 2013 Fitness Goals thread

 

I can't stop laughing at this. It must be made.

 

Lent - A musical about giving up AIDS for religious reasons

Shaving Private Ryan - Because nobody's posted that one yet

Largo - A kidnapping scheme gone bad that results in people getting fed through a wood chipper but instead of it happening on a frozen lake in Minnesota it happens on an island off the tip of Florida