WARNING: This fanfic has ROTS spoilers! http://boards.theforce.net/Fan_Fiction_Stories--Classic_JC_Board_(Reply-Only)/b10016/1854753/p1 ROTJ HV original thread (Required reading.) http://www.bus.miami.edu/~jdavis/Starwars/jedi.html] RoTJ shooting script http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/2062/index.html TPM HV Special Edition http://boards.theforce.net/Fan_Fiction_Stories--Classic_JC_Board_(Reply-Only)/b10016/6902197/p1]http://boards.theforce.net/Fan_Fiction_Stories--Classic_JC_Board_(Reply-Only)/b10016/6902197/p1 AOTC HV http://boards.theforce.net/The_Saga/b10476/19237951/?2 AOTC HV CONT'D http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=177852&replies=193 ANH HV http://boards.theforce.net/Fan_Fiction_Stories--Classic_JC_Board_(Reply-Only)/b10016/203134/p1 ESB HV [Ed.-5/30/05] Here it is! [link=http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=19980768&replies=3]ROTS HV[/link] It is ti me to complete the Humorous versions, abandoned back in 2002. EXT. FOREST LANDING SITE-ENDORPHIN-DAY The helmeted Rebel Scum commandos make their way through the forest. LEE and HANDS are slightly ahead of CHUNKY and MARCUS. The troops of the strike-team squad follow, with ARTOO and STINKY-O bringing up the rear. ARTOO beeps. Not far below them, two IMPERIAL SCOUTS are wandering through bushes in the valley below.. Their two SPEEDER BIKES are parked nearby. SCOUT 1: I just shot one of those annoying little Carebears earlier. They're sooo sickeningly cute. SCOUT 2: What are we doing out here anyway? Why are we searching this particular area? SCOUT 1: Beats the hell out of me. STINKY O: I told you it was dangerous here. But would anyone listen? Noooo. LEE:: Shall we try and go around? HANDS: It'll take time. This whole party'll be for nothing if we're seen. CHUNKY and I will take care of this... MARCUS: Quietly, there might be more of them out there. And put your glasses on, HANDS ignores him, and draws his blaster. He sneaks up behind one scout and holds the gun up to his head. HANDS(softly): Now, you're going to do exactly as I say. Give me your weapon. Reluctantly, the trooper gives hands his weapon. HANDS:: On the ground. Trooper gets on the ground HANDS looks up and sees that the other trooper has his blaster pointed at his face, HANDS: No fair! I only saw one!