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Saga Revenge of the Sith Humorous Version-SPOILERS!!!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction- Before, Saga, and Beyond' started by study888, May 29, 2005.

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  1. study888

    study888 Force Ghost star 4

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    typing post.....it's off the top of my head but you'll like it.....
     
  2. study888

    study888 Force Ghost star 4

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    124 INT. JEDI GUNSHIP-LANDING PLATFORM-EARLY EVENING

    MACE and the JEDI (AGENT KOLAR, KID FATSO, and SISSY TIIN) are preparing to board a JEDI GUNSHIP to the CAMEO's office. MANAKIN enters the hangar.

    MANAKIN: Master Windy, I must talk to you.

    WINDY: What is it, Streetwalker. We are in a hurry. Shrubbery just annouced they nabbed Sodamn Insane -er , we have just received word that Ob-Ewan has just destroyed Greedy. We are on our way to make sure the Cameo returns emergency powers back to the Senate.

    MANAKIN: He won't give up his power. He's a Sith Muffinman. He knows the power of force-muffins!

    WINDY: How do you know this?

    MANAKIN: Aside from the fact that he's beem dropping hints ever since Episode I, I caught him looking at a Sith Cookbook.

    WINDY: Then our worst fears have been realized. We must move quickly to disrupt all communications down there.

    MANAKIN: This rehashing of lines is getting old. Master, the Cameo is very powerful. You will need my help! Only my new powers can save you.

    WINDY: For your own good stay out of this affair. I sense a great deal of confusion in you, especially because of what you just said.

    MANAKIN: I must go, Master. I can see through the lies of the Jedi.

    WINDY: You....better stay.

    MANAKIN: I must fulfill my destiny. Only I can stop you form dying!

    WINDY: No. If what you told me is true, you will have gained my trust, but for now, remain here. And maybe Kid Fatso should guard you and make sure you don't follow me.

    JAB-JAB: Hi.

    Everyone ignites their sabers.

    JAB-JAB: Okay...mesa leavin now.

    WINDY: Wait..can you babysit?

    JAB-JAB: (thankful to fistofthedarklord for resurrecting him) ....errrm...mesa think about it.

    Whack

    JAB-JAB: Okeday.

    WINDY: Manakin, wait for us in the Jedi Council Chamber until we return. Jab-Jab, you watch him like a hawk.

    JAB-JAB: Okeday.

    Whack

    WINDY: Stop saying that.

    JAB-JAB: Okeda-

    Whack

    JAB-JAB: Sorry.

    MANAKIN watches as the JEDI leave in their ship.


    125 INT. CORBANANANUT-PATME'S APARTMENT-EARLY EVENING

    (INTERCUT)

    PATME is alone in her apartment, thinking about Manakin. MANAKIN sits alone in the Jedi Council Chamber thinking of Patme's boo-, er of Patme.

    PALPITATINE: (V.O.) You do know, don't you, if the Jedi destroy me any chance of in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sle- ooh damn got that stupid song stuck in my head again- anyway, Manakin, remember the muffins. Remember the muffins...

    MANAKIN: (drooling) Mmm...force-muffins.

    PATME: I truly, deeply love Boss Nasty....

    SEE-STINKY-O: M'lady, are you....attracted to droids?

    MANAKIN: I can't do this! There are muffins to be made!

    JAB-JAB sits there in Yoga's chair, watching him, flapping his arms like a hawk.

    MANAKIN: I have to go, Jab-Jab..

    JAB-JAB: Ok, bye.

    Manakin rushes out of the Council Chamber and to his speeder. The hangar door opens and he lifts off.
     
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  3. Palpy560

    Palpy560 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL!!!!!
    From one comedian to another, awesome job! [face_batting] [face_laugh]
     
  4. light-

    light- Jedi Youngling star 2

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    jar jar definetely isnt the best babysitter...ahhahaha



    PATME is alone in her apartment, thinking about Manakin. MANAKIN sits alone in the Jedi Council Chamber thinking of Patme's boo-, er of Patme.



    ahahah nicee....[face_shame_on_you]



    PALPITATINE: (V.O.) You do know, don't you, if the Jedi destroy me any chance of in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sle- ooh damn got that stupid song stuck in my head again- anyway, Manakin, remember the muffins. Remember the muffins...

    MANAKIN: (drooling) Mmm...force-muffins.



    haha muffins...damn that made me hungry * goes off to seek for muffins*
     
  5. study888

    study888 Force Ghost star 4

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    Thanks Palpy560, light-. You'll really like Jandor_Tarvin's take on the Jedi Younglings scene, which is coming up here pretty quick, a few scenes after after fistofthedarklord's version of the Mace/Mani/Palpy scene. So look for those. I have a few ideas for the end duel, so please pm me, unless I end up writing those parts myself.

    -study
     
  6. Palpy560

    Palpy560 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You know I am quite good at comedy as I have said, and as many others will agree.
    If ever I can help or offer my own wackyness, call on me. [face_peace]
     
  7. Delalyra

    Delalyra Jedi Youngling star 1

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    [face_laugh] Can't wait for more, guys! Keep it up!
     
  8. uncle_watto

    uncle_watto Jedi Youngling

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    OB-EWAN: Oof. So uncivilized!

    [face_laugh] The hilarity continues! [face_laugh]

    Good posts, fistofthedarklord and study3600 . I've been busy with other stuff, but I hope to contribute sometime soon...
     
  9. fistofthedarklord

    fistofthedarklord Jedi Master star 3

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    okay. i gotta post. :)
     
  10. fistofthedarklord

    fistofthedarklord Jedi Master star 3

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    MANAKIN is sitting there on the couch alone in the JEDI COUNCIL chambers. He hears the voice of PALPITATINE: PALPITATINE: (v.o.)You are aware that if the jedi kill me, I won't let you have any muffins.
    PADME: (v.o.) Before I die, I wan't you to know that I love muffins. Deeply.
    MANAKIN: (mumbling) what kind of muffins?
    PALPITAINE: Raisin.

    MANAKIN looks at the setting sun. A tear rolls down his cheek.

    MANAKIN: Raisin muffins...

    MANAKIN runs out the door. Mace Windy, Kittty Fisto, Agent Coca Colar, and SPICY Tinn enter the Imperial Chambers, confronting the Cameo.

    PALPITATINE: Ah, Master Jedi. I take it General Greedy has been destroyed. You're here a bit earlier than I anticipated. I've ordered some peas would you like to stay and have some?

    MACE WINDY: In the name of peace. justice and the Galactic Republic, we proclaim you under arrest.

    PALPITATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

    MACE WINDY: The PTA will decide your fate.

    PALPITATINE: (burst of anger) I am the PTA!

    MACE WINDY: Not yet!

    PALPITATINE: I've BEEN the PTA. You don't remember me do you, MACEWALD SHAMU WINDU? Search your thoughts.

    All the Jedi: Prinicpal Snidious?

    PALPITATINE: Hello, boys. Still causing trouble I see.

    MACE WINDY: No...its impossible!

    PALPITAINE: Do you remember the REAL reason the other students called you WINDY? Search your thoughts, MACEWALD.

    MACE WINDY: you are most definitely under arrest.

    PALPITATINE: Its detention then.

    A lightsaber appears in PALPTITATINE's hand. He swoops down and everybody except MACE WINDY just stand there and get killed. Its just them.

    PALPITATINE: BANZAI!

    The fighting is fast and furious. PALPY throws MACE against a wall but Mace bounces off of it. Ext. Shot. MANAKIN runs and leaps into a speeder and drives off. Cut back to PALPY and MACE throwing things at each other using the force and brilliantly using the force to deflect the things they throw at each other. A pencil sharpener hits PALPY. MACE points and starts to laugh and a photograph on PALPY's desk hits him in the face.

    EXT. Shot - MANAKIN is in traffic. The little old lady in front of him just won't drive. MANAKIN: (sticking his head out his car window) Hey! Hey! little old lady : (just listens to classic music and smiles not noticing or paying any attention to MANAKIN what so-ever).

    BACK to PALPY and MACE: they're both sitting in chairs sipping tea and having pleasant conversation. They notice that the camera is back on them.

    PALPY and MACE: crap!

    They leap up and start fighting again.

    BACK to MANAKIN. MANAKIN reaches the building. The door is locked. Heroically he plunges his lightsaber into the door like QuiGoneWiththeWind had done back in the Phantom Menace silly version . A pizza delivery guy walks past MANAKIN and turns the handle on the door and walks in. MANAKIN looks embarassed and runs past him. MANAKIN sees MACE WINDY and PALPY fighting. Suddenly PALPY drops his saber.

    PALPY: I'm too weak.

    MACE WINDY: You sith disease. I'm finishing this now.

    MANAKIN: Sith disease? Cameo, you're sick? Are you allright? Do you have avian flu? What's wrong?

    MACE WINDY: I've diagnosed his symptoms as purplelightsaberupyourbuttitis and this (ignites saber) is the cure.

    PALPY: Please don't kill me!

    MANAKIN: Stop. I need him. He owes me money!

    MACE WINDY: Tough luck kid.

    MANAKIN: Wait! Its not the Jedi Way!

    MACE WINDY: Oh?

    MANAKIN: Yea! I used TWO lightsabers on Doodu. (hands MACE WINDY his lightsaber)

    MACE WINDY: Oh. Yeah. Thanks kid.

    PALPITATINE: MANAKIN!

    MANAKIN: Oh yeah. (grabs lightsaber back and accidentally cuts off MACE'S hand)

    MACE: Now why did you do that,.

    PALPITATINE: Oh look. This is funny, the black jedi is on the Light Side, and the white sith is on the dark side. BWAHAHAHAHAH!! [face_laugh]

    MACE WINDY: :mad:

    PALPY: Kill him!

    MACE: but he's unarmed!

    PALPY: There you are with your wicked sense of humor again! Such a WICKED joke!

    MACE: Do I have to listen to it? Can't I say something
     
  11. fistofthedarklord

    fistofthedarklord Jedi Master star 3

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  12. MasterlessPadawan-K9

    MasterlessPadawan-K9 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [face_laugh][face_laugh] Sidious as the Jedi's old principle was BRILIANT!!
     
  13. uncle_watto

    uncle_watto Jedi Youngling

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    [face_laugh] Darth Vacuous! [face_laugh]
     
  14. fistofthedarklord

    fistofthedarklord Jedi Master star 3

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    cant believe this died!
     
  15. Ludo_Kressh

    Ludo_Kressh Jedi Knight star 5

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    PALPITATINEL: (on phone) Order 66!

    Clone Trooper: Is that the bacon and cheese combo?

    PALPITATINE: Yes! And if you kill the Jedi that brings it, I'll let you keep the toy.

    Clone Trooper: Yay!

    Order comes. Darth Vacuous brings bag to his master.

    PALPITATINE: (looking in the bag) Lord Vacuous.

    Darth Vacous: Yes, Master.

    PALPITATINE: (looks at him accusingly) FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEES.


    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    Yeah, it's a shame this died too...I remember my posts in it!

     
  16. fistofthedarklord

    fistofthedarklord Jedi Master star 3

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    This needs an update.
     
  17. uncle_watto

    uncle_watto Jedi Youngling

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    164 INT. ALDERAAN-STARCRUISER-HALLWAY-DAY
    The door to the main hallway slides open. OB-EWAN enters and is greeted by YOGURT and BAILER ORGANA. The three walk down the hallway.

    BAILER ORGANA: You made it. Phew that was close! I'm still shakin'!

    YOGURT: Master Kenobi, dark times are these. But damn, why so bright in here it is? What's with all the white?

    BAILER ORGANA: We're the good guys remember? Can you picture Darth in white? I think not.

    OB-EWAN: You were attacked by your Clones, also?

    YOGURT: With the help of the Cookiees, barely escape, I did. But seen it, you should have. When I jumped up on his shoulder, laugh the whole audience did! Seriously hilarious it was. (slaps his leg and jumps around)

    OB-EWAN: Any other Jedi survive?

    YOGURT: Nope.

    OB-EWAN: I'm thinking in particular of MANAKIN. It would save me a lot of blood, sweat and tears if he were already offed. OOPS. Never mind, forget what I just said.

    YOGURT: Heard from no one, have we.

    BAILER ORGANA: I saw thousands of troops attack the Jedi Temple. I was sooooo scared. I've still got goosebumps, see?

    OB-EWAN: Have we had any contact from the Temple?

    YOGURT: Received a coded retreat message, we have.

    BAILER ORGANA: It requests all Jedi to return to the Temple. It says that the war is over . . . and there will be peas.

    YOGURT: Huh? Peas?! I'm hungry, good that sounds!

    OB-EWAN: Well, then we must go back! If there are other stragglers, they will get OUR peas!!

    BAILER ORGANA: It's too dangerous to return. Scary! Mean people might hurt me!

    YOGURT: Suggest dismantling the coded signal, do you?

    OB-EWAN: Duh, Master. There are too many peas at stake here, and we need a clearer picture of what has happened.

    YOGURT: Duh. (He waves his stick and it hits BAILER in the head)

    BAILER ORGANA: Owie. (He rubs his head, and his elbow hits OB-EWAN in the face)

    OB-EWAN: Wise guy!!

    They break into impromptu Three Stooges imitations.

    GL: CUT!!!

     
  18. study888

    study888 Force Ghost star 4

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    Help for writing in script format:

    https://boards.theforce.net/threads/help-for-budding-screenplay-writers.50056314/

    The other movie and movie script-based Humorous Versions:
    https://boards.theforce.net/threads...version-repost-2010-humor-silliness.30643704/
    TPM HV-The beginning, some of it begging to be replaced by the Original......

    II is complete, and is here:
    https://boards.theforce.net/threads...on-complete-spoilers-of-st-possibly.50056272/

    III is incomplete and the original thread and its compilation can be found here:
    https://boards.theforce.net/threads/revenge-of-the-sith-humorous-version-spoilers.19980768/
    ROTS HV (back to top of page 1)

    ROTS HV Compilation:

    https://boards.theforce.net/threads/revenge-of-the-sith-humorous-version-repost.50056309/


    IV is finished but not compiled, here:

    https://boards.theforce.net/threads/a-new-hope-humorous-version.177852/
    ANH HV


    V is finished , but not fully compiled, and is here:

    https://boards.theforce.net/threads/esb-humorous-version-spoilers.203134/
    ESB HV PART 1

    https://boards.theforce.net/threads...morous-version-contiued-st-spoilers.50056267/
    ESB HV Part 2

    VI is incomplete, and can be found here, PART I-The CONCLUSION:

    https://boards.theforce.net/threads/rotj-humorous-version.1854753/
    ROTJ HV Part 1

    https://boards.theforce.net/threads/return-of-the-jedi-humorous-version-spoilers-contd.19294988/
    ROTJ HV PART 2

    https://boards.theforce.net/threads...umorous-version-conclusion-spoilers.50036041/
    ROTJ HV PART 3


    VII is Incomplete and is barely started, here:
    https://boards.theforce.net/threads/the-force-awakens-humorous-version-spoilers.50036141/
    TFA HV

    31 INT. CORUSCANT -JEDI TEMPLE ENTRY-NIGHT

    Manakin goes to the temple with a batallion of Clowntroopers.

    132 EXT OOPTAPOO-TENTH LEVEL-LANDING PLATFORM-DAY

    The battle between the clones and the droids rages through the sinkhole. OB-EWAN rides up to CLOWN COMMANDER COODY.

    OB-EWAN: Contact your troops. Tell them to move to higher levels.

    COODY: Peas.

    OB-EWAN: What?

    COODY: Oh, I have your sabre. You dropped it.

    Ob-EWAN takes it.


    OB-EWAN: Thanks. Peas?

    COODY: Would you like fries with that?

    OB-EWAN: Do you need a clone doctor?

    COODY: Carry on.

    OB-EWAN: (Shakes his head)

    He rides up the cliff on his LIZARD

    Then COODY's holo comm unit is activated and we see a holo of DARTH CHIN.

    COODY starts choking.

    CHIN: You left out the fries, you idiot! You beamed my cheeseburger and no FRIES!

    COODY: Gak! Sorry master!

    Chin releases him.

    CHIN: Execute Order 69!

    COODY: At once, my Lord.

    Suddenly all the clones start killing each other and the droids all dance.

    CHIN: Oops! I mean Order 71.

    COODY: Oh! Duh!

    He gestures towards OB-EWAN:

    COODY: Blast him!

    OB EWAN falls into a stagnant marsh, out of sight of the CLOWNS.

    OB-EWAN: Gak! Pht! Ick!


    INT. CORONATION- JEDI TEMPLE- ROOM FULL OF SCARED, HUDDLED, INNOCENT CHILDREN

    Ray shields and Jandor Tarvin escort children onto a waiting ship before Manakin arrives.

    MANAKIN enters to find them all gone. He sees a note left behind. He reads it: See you on MUFASA. I'm going to help OB-EWAN kick your Sith A**, punk.

    EXT. MOSQUITO-DAWN

    The sky slowly awakens to the crystal world of MOSQUITO. A battle rages. Clown troops battle the droid armies across a bridge. KI-ADDI-MONEY MONEY uses his brightsabre to deflect enemy fire. Clone Commander Baakura (THX-1138) exits a gunship near the entrance to the city. He rallies his troops to attack the city, then gets a message on his commlink.

    DARTH CHIN: Time for Order 87.

    BAAKURA: Okay.

    The clones all start doing the chicken dance. The robots do (what else) the Robot.

    DARTH CHIN: Dang! I mean Order 72!

    BAAKURA: I can't do that in a PG-13 rated film, master.

    CHIN: Oh, right. 71, then.

    BAAKURA: Yes, My Lord, at once.

    The Clown Commander looks to the main plaza of the city where KI-ADI leads the charge. The clones drive him to the bridge then force him off. They push a boulder after him. Surviving this (First Jedi Rule: Survive, after all), he easily swims away dodging blaster fire from the clones.

    BAAKURA: Idiot! We could have shot him!

    CLONE CAPTAIN COPY OF COPY: Sorry, sir.

    EXT. MOSQUITO-DAWN

    The sky slowly awakens to the crystal world of MOSQUITO. A battle rages. Clown troops battle the droid armies across a bridge. KI-ADDI-MONEY MONEY uses his brightsabre to deflect enemy fire. Clone Commander Baakura (THX-1138) exits a gunship near the entrance to the city. He rallies his troops to attack the city, then gets a message on his commlink.

    DARTH CHIN: Time for Order 87.

    BAAKURA: Okay.

    The clones all start doing the chicken dance. The robots do (what else) the Robot.

    DARTH CHIN: Dang! I mean Order 72!

    BAAKURA: I can't do that in a PG-13 rated film, master.

    CHIN: Oh, right. 71, then.

    BAAKURA: Yes, My Lord, at once.

    The Clown Commander looks to the main plaza of the city where KI-ADI leads the charge. The clones drive him to the bridge then force him off. They push a boulder after him. Surviving this (First Jedi Rule: Survive, after all), he easily swims away dodging blaster fire from the clones.

    BAAKURA: Idiot! We could have shot him!

    CLONE CAPTAIN COPY OF COPY: Sorry, sir.EXT. MOSQUITO-DAWN

    The sky slowly awakens to the crystal world of MOSQUITO. A battle rages. Clown troops battle the droid armies across a bridge. KI-ADDI-MONEY MONEY uses his brightsabre to deflect enemy fire. Clone Commander Baakura (THX-1138) exits a gunship near the entrance to the city. He rallies his troops to attack the city, then gets a message on his commlink.

    DARTH CHIN: Time for Order 87.

    BAAKURA: Okay.

    The clones all start doing the chicken dance. The robots do (what else) the Robot.

    DARTH CHIN: Dang! I mean Order 72!

    BAAKURA: I can't do that in a PG-13 rated film, master.

    CHIN: Oh, right. 71, then.

    BAAKURA: Yes, My Lord, at once.

    The Clown Commander looks to the main plaza of the city where KI-ADI leads the charge. The clones drive him to the bridge then force him off. They push a boulder after him. Surviving this (First Jedi Rule: Survive, after all), he easily swims away dodging blaster fire from the clones.

    BAAKURA: Idiot! We could have shot him!

    CLONE CAPTAIN COPY OF COPY: Sorry, sir.

    EXT. FALLUJA-FOREST-DAY

    A column of Clown Walkers marches across the forest floor. The Jedi Ayee Security and her clown troops brace for an ambush.

    JAB-JAB RINKS: Steady, steady.

    AYEE: What are you doing here? That's my line.

    JAB-JAB: My no know. Mesa going away now, okeday?

    Clone Commander Blight moves up behind the Jedi. They look around.

    AYEE: Do you think they're droids?

    BLIGHT: No, but that's an awfully annoying Glub-glub over there.

    AYEE: I agree.

    Suddenly all the clowns point their guns at the Jedi.

    AYEE(thinking fast): I'll give you all 30 thousand Republic Dactaries apiece if you hunt down that Glub-glub over there and bring me his head. Right from the Jedi Treasury.

    They all run after the Glub-glub.

    AYEE: Idiots. There is no Jedi Treasury.

    She flees.

    EXT. CATO NEMATODA-CLONE FIGHTER COCKPIT-DAY

    Clown watches a hologram of DARTH CHIN.

    CHIN: I haven't gotten this right yet, so pay attention: Order 71.

    CLOWN: What do you want me to order 71 of, master?

    CHIN: The Jedi! Kill the blasted Jedi!

    CLOWN PILOTS attempt to knock PLO-RAKOON out of the sky. PLO, sensing danger immediately (After all, do you think a wise Jedi Master would implicitly trust a bunch of clones?)manoevers away safely, taking a few clones out in the process.

    EXT- SALAMI-SHAMI- FOREST-DAY

    Three speeder bikes race through the forest, a Jedi- SOUSSED ALE-is in the lead. THe two clones following her attempt to drop back to get a clear shot at her but do not see the big tree behind them. They explode in a big fireball.

    GL: What about all the continuity issues these surviving Jedi will cause?

    study3600: Oh boo hoo.

    EXT. KASHEW- EDGE OF VILAGE- DAY

    Two Clowntroopers comes up behind YOGA but he just turns around and says:

    YOGA: There's no danger here. We made it after all.

    The Clowntroopers explode.

    INT. CORUSCANT (I'D CALL IT A PARODY NAME BUT THIS IS A PRETTY SERIOUS SCENE HERE)-PATME'S APARTMENT-NIGHT

    SEE-STINKY-O and PATME look out the apartment window.

    STINKY-O: The Cameo's office indicated that Manakin has returned to the Jedi Temple to "take care of some buisiness with the children there." Don't worry, m'Lady, he'll protect them.

    PATME: I have word from Jedi Master Jandor Tarvin Manakin tried to slaughter them.

    STINKY-O: I'm so confused!

    EXT. KASSHEW - HILLS OVERLOOKING LAKE - DUSK

    YOGA stands with two COOKIES, CHUNKALUNK and TAFFY.

    YOGA: Goodbye Chunkalunk and Taffy, miss you, I will. Good friends you are, even if you really smell. For your help-

    CHUNKY barks and yells angrily at YOGA.

    YOGA: Okay, you don't smell. But I would recommend a bath for both of-

    CHUNKY and TAFFY move threateningly towards YOGA, and YOGA runs toward the COOKIEE POD, jumps in, and takes off.

    INT. COOKIEE POD - COCKPIT

    YOGA downs a bottle of Surge and throws the bottle on the floor.

    EXT. CAPTAIN-ANT- CITYSCAPE-PRE-DAWN

    The city planet is covered in a hazy glow. A column of black smoke arises from the distance. BAILY SMITS ' Speeder flies overhead, straight toward the smoke.

    EXT. CORRECT-STANCE - JEDI TEMPLE -LANDING PLATFORM -PRE-DAWN

    Jedi younglings are busy slaughtering CLOWN TROOPS and putting their BODIES in a big BONFIRE, thus the smoke.
    BAILY SMITS lands his speeder on a Jedi Temple platform. FOUR JEDI YOUNGLINGS stand guard at the entrance to the TEMPLE. BAILY gets out of his Speeder and walks toward the YOUNGLINGS.


    BAILY: What's going on here?

    JEDI YOUNGLING 1: There's been a rebellion. The Clown Troopers have gone nuts. Don't worry, the situation is under control.

    BAILY: Thank God!

    JEDI YOUNGLING 2: You had better go and do what you can to help the Jedi. The Clones are trying to kill us for some reason.

    BAILY: And so I must. I never trusted them anyway.

    BAILY gets in his Speeder, which takes off into the cityscape.


    [Ok, I have combined the two threads part 1 and 2. That makes more sense since part 1 was still open for further replies. Admins please take single strikethrough from this thread's title because it is still incomplete and is being written and close part 2 linked above, for now it is all one thread. Thank you. I'll pm MavJade about it.]


     
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  19. study888

    study888 Force Ghost star 4

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    oops double post
     
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  20. study888

    study888 Force Ghost star 4

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    Jul 16, 1999
    I am making a Revenge of the Sith Humorous Version Repost which will be a closed thread to streamline the script and make a few edits. but this thread is for anyone to collaborate on continuing the story, and I am back to lead this effort. Your contributions will be in the repost, and you will all get credit for co-writing the story.
     
  21. study888

    study888 Force Ghost star 4

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    [Fist of the Dark lord's last post was truncated and uncle watto preserved a little of the truncated part in a quote and that and my memory of the idea I gave to fistofthedarklord and that he used is all i have to work with, so i'll have to use that and some of my own jokes to continue fistofthedarklord's post. Here goes:]

    PALPITATINE: Oh, that's a riot! A Black Jedi on the Light Side and a White Sith on the Dark Side AHAHAHAHAHA!

    MACE: AARGH!!! Gentleman I have decided that I actually want to jump out this fine window right here.

    GL: You can't get your contract! I want to insert you in the sequels!

    MACE: Oh yes I can ! (He jumps. Don't worry folks, he'll be back someday ;) )

    MANAKIN: What have I done?

    GL: You're fulfilling your contract

    MANAKIN: I shouldn't have laughed at Mace's expense with you.

    PALPITATINE: Your mother never told you about your father.

    MANAKIN: She said she just had me without a father.

    PALPITATINE:
    Manakin, I am your father. It was the night the Twelfth Fleet passed through the fourth quadrant [Ed-I think that is the wrong numbers, Anyone who read the TPM HV correct me and I'll edit the right numbers in-study3600]. We were at a soiree she hosted for Gardulla the Hutt. She was pretty drunk and when I kissed her mouth it reeked of pizza and Dom Perigones. 9 months later she contacted me on NuhBOO and told me I had gotten her a little preggers. She told you and Li-Gon the lie that there was no father to cover my tracks. Join me and I will complete your training. We can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy. Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son.

    MANAKIN (kneels): I pledge myself unto you this day and will submit to your teaching and authority father.

    CHIN places both hands upon MANAKIN'S head.

    CHIN: Henceforth you shall be known as Darth.......Vacuous. Lord Vacuous, you may rise.

    VACUOUS: (rises): What do you ask of me, Master? And how do I make muffins?

    CHIN: The Secret to Sith muffinry we shall learn together. Go to the Mustafarfaraway system. Wipe out Viceroy Raygunn and the other Seperatist leaders. After you go to the Jedi Temple and destroy every Jedi there. Do what must be done and show no mercy. These Jedi are relentless. Once they learn what has transpired here it will be endless war without end. They must be stopped. They are traitors.

    VACUOUS: As you wish, my father and lord.

    [Then Ludo_Kresh's April 24, 2006 post, above]
     
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  22. study888

    study888 Force Ghost star 4

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    Well done, all. :)

    Some missing scenes:

    60
    83

    [Oops Ludo_Kressh did SC 60 on Aug 5, 2005 so only 83 needs done and everything after that has not been done, or before like the skipped over elevator sequences. Also Jandor_Tarvin's July 11, 2005 post of the MANI/OB-EWAN/DOODU duel was truncated so any hep there would be hot.-BLSK"study3600"V] [Someone did do 83-two people actually-BLSKV]

    [Every elevator sequence is done as well as SC 83 which is the We grant you a seat on the council but we do not grant you the rank of Master scene .Almost Everything After "Order 66" has to be done still.

    Have at them!
     
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