A companion thread to this one: https://boards.theforce.net/threads/rewriting-the-ot-to-suit-the-prequels-humor.50039598/ As in that thread, the idea is to rewrite scenes & dialogue in the OT, but this time with the Sequel story in mind. Some good natured humor regarding the ST can be included but let's avoid any bashing. It's all in good fun & not meant to be taken seriously. (You put it so well, @Darth Downunder, that I decided to simply copy/adjust parts of your OP. I hope you don't mind ) I'll go first: ANAKIN: Go, my son. Leave me...! LUKE: No, you're coming with me! I'll not leave you here. I've got to save you! ANAKIN: You already have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister... there... is... ano... ther... P-al... pa... tine... Have fun!