CT Rewriting the OT to suit the SEQUELS (humor)

"Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!"
"Guess I shouldn't go then. Don't wanna hurt a poor creature like that."

 

Somewhere someplace the plot gets eaten by the Sarlacc.

 

“Rest I need. Yes, rest. Wisdom I will lose in the next life.”
- Yoda

 

Aunt Beru: We'll discuss the Academy next week, now drink your Blue Milk Luke. Its healthy.
Luke: But Aunt Beru! You know I only like Green Milk!
Uncle Owen: Luke, thats no way to talk to your Aunt.
Luke: When I move out I'm only drinking Green Milk! Straight from the source!

 

Ben: You're coming to Alderaan with me.
Luke: You want to train me as a Jedi?
Ben: LOL, no why would you need training to be a Jedi. Now that you have a lightsaber you can beat Vader no problem.