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PT Rewriting the Prequels

Discussion in 'Prequel Trilogy' started by SateleNovelist11, Dec 10, 2017.

  1. SateleNovelist11

    SateleNovelist11 Force Ghost star 6

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    This is meant to be a companion to the "Rewriting the Originals" thread in the CT section. You may come up with something funny or outrageous as you rewrite prequel lines and dialogue.

    Here's mine for now.

    "I swear to you. I didn't ask to be put on the Council."
    "But it's what you wanted. Your friendship with Chancellor Palpatine appears to have paid off. You always go and talk with him instead of us. We don't know what you're talking about, or where you're going. To be honest, you really screwed up with Ahsoka. She was a great Jedi, and your guidance wasn't enough to convince her to remain with the Jedi Order. You're lucky you were appointed to the Council at all."

    I wish I could come up with something to go with this:
     
  2. CIS Droid

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  3. SateleNovelist11

    SateleNovelist11 Force Ghost star 6

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    Doh...blast it! I didn't know there was one. Okay. Eliminate this thread, then.
     
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  4. Deliveranze

    Deliveranze Force Ghost star 6

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    Correct me if I'm wrong, but you want this thread to be a humourous one right? The other PT rewrite thread is a thread to fanfic making a alternate canon versions of the PT.

    This would be a fun thread, but I think the title would just have to be changed if it's the former so no one is confused :p
     
  5. CIS Droid

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    Exactly, just rename the thread and everything should be fine.
     
  6. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Satele, I can rename this one or merge it into the other thread. Just let me know what you prefer.

    Many thanks.
     
  7. Valens-Pax

    Valens-Pax Jedi Master

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    The biggest rewrites for me:

    TC-13 replaced with Threepio. QG and OW take him down to Naboo because of any TF info he may have and in case they need a translator. He replaces Jar Jar.

    Anakin is 15 and rides in on a speeder to save Qui-Gon, Padme, Threepio, and Artoo from attacking Tusken raiders on their journey to Mos Espa. It’s an action-packed intro that gives us a heroic Anakin, love at first sight for he and Padme, and Qui-Gon instantly senses the Force in Anakin.

    This radically changes the rest of the PT. I would also establish that Obi-Wan is much more like Qui-Gon than he is in the existing PT.


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  8. HevyDevy

    HevyDevy Force Ghost star 5

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    Um I think you are getting your wires crossed. This isn't as PT rewrite thread like the the other PT thread with the same name.

    This is intended for humorous parody-like rewrites.
     
  9. Valens-Pax

    Valens-Pax Jedi Master

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    Thanks for letting me know.


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  10. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    Dooku: When I left you, I was but the Master, now I am the learner.


    Obi-Wan: Only a learner of evil, Count.
     
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  11. Kato Sai

    Kato Sai Chosen One star 8

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    Mustafar Reimagined
    Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

    Padme: Yoda was right, you’ve changed.

    Anakin: Because of Yoda?

    Padme: No, because of what you have done, what you plan to do!

    Yoda appears on ramp of the Silver Ship.

    Anakin: Liar! You brought him here to kill me!

    Anakin Force Chokes Padme.

    Yoda: Let go you must!

    Anakin: You turned her against me!

    Yoda: Done that, you have.

    Anakin: You will not take her from me!

    Yoda: Lust for power, fear of loss, done that already have.

    Anakin: I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!

    Yoda: Empire you say? Know that I do not. The Republic I serve.

    Anakin: If you are not with me, you are my enemy!

    Yoda: Heed not have you the training, absolutes a trap they are. Do or do not, there is no try. Do what I must, I will.

    Anakin: You will try!

    Anakin ignites saber and does backflip.
     
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