Discussion Rey and Kylo: A Reylo Story

We are all deep down fans of Reylo. We just never wanted to admit to the greatestness of this masterpiece of romance until the forum mods forced us all to come out of the closet.

 

I hope we can get more insight from RJ. I really want to know how sex is through the force. I mean just touching fingers? Wow. We gotta know

 

I thinks we should ask uncle Luke

 

Just not on my island.

 

#letluketouchafinger!!

 

My main concern about Rey and Kylo getting together is that they could be easily stopped with a Chinese finger trap. If Hux tricks them both into sticking a finger in either side of the trap there might not be any way for them to break free unless Rey and Kylo cut off their hands to free themselves.

 

What if Rey is already Force pregnant from that? What if Shmi had her own Force bridge hand touch moment with Palpatine and Anakin began Force growing inside her? Maybe that’s why she never thought there was a father?

 

@The Regular Mustache Such a bloody and gruesome story you're telling but appropriate...if only there was a way for us to sneak them a note on how to break free before fingers and hands are cut: "push the ends toward the middle, which enlarges the openings and frees the fingers. Sincerely, Reylos"

Now we just have to get the note past Hux?

 

Sounds like if they do that little Reylo will happen.

 

Actually, what if the finger touch moment is what lead to Anakin’s virgin birth in the first place? The joining of these two Force users to become one sent Force ripples back in time and manifested within Shmi randomly.

They are Anakin’s parents! Luke and Leia are actually their grandchildren! And Ben is also his grandchild’s own grandson!

 

I am so stoked for this pair coming together I think I may vomit from my excitement.

 

Oh dear...

Sometimes a theory sounds better in your head.

 

I was saving this for the script contest but I think Rey already has a bun in the oven and the baby is a reincarnated Luke who will pop out of Rey with his green lightsaber in hand.

 

Aww uncle Luke giving tips to our Benny boy

 

Me too. It'll be even better when they get married in the final scene of Episode IX with Nic Cage officiating.

The future of Star Wars has never looked better!!!

 

Rey already is pregnant. The kid will be called Yoda

 

Yeah, probably not the best teacher.

 

Who cares about that old fool? Other than those who won't see that he's just a boy wanting for his father and this insignificant girl to love him?
Also, he regretted killing his dad. I mean, yeah killing people is bad and all, but what's count is regretting doing it.

 

The road to redemption is a long and difficult one, but regret is a good place to start. A girl is patient, she can wait.

 

My favourite part is when Rey is thinking about waiting for Kylo (for him to turn) after she leaves him and Across the Stars plays in the audiobook.



Obviously this love theme indicates they're platonic business partners

 

It's all very platonic, a business like finger-shake agreement between cousins. They decided to merge their common interests. of business.

 

Truly, the greatest love story in cinematic history. Even rivals the Anakin and Padme romance. And of course the beautiful parallels of both ladies willingly overlooking mass murder for a pair of swole pecs. I'm not crying, you're crying.

 

Kylo telling Rey that she is a nobody is the most romantic thing I've seen since "You had me at hello".