Ric Olie one-liners

There was a thread like this a while back in the PT section but it got locked. We need one here. Just try and come up with a one-liner that sounds like it came from the mouth of Captain Obvious himelf. Observe:

"Hoth; the whole planet is one big Iceball!"

Or

"The Clones are shooting the Jedi!"

Or

"Palpatine is the Sith Lord!"

 

"The Deathstar is exploding!"

"If General Solo doesn't get those shields down quick, we're done for."

"Vader is Luke's father!"

 

Ric Olie: Ricola!

 

"Those are the droids they're looking for!"

 

Palpatine = Sidious. It is so obvious!

 

Just remember to keep it clean (ie within the TOS) and not too spammy....

 

Roger roger.

"Utapau; the whole planet is full of holes!"

"Mustafar; the whole planet is full of lava!"

"Felucia; The whole planet is a gardener's nightmare!"

 

"...Panaka's black!"

 

"Because he's holding a thermal detonator!"

 

I can vividly see this. It pretty much made my morning.

 

"All the Jedi are dying!"