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Ric Olie one-liners

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Kenobi_Kid, Oct 24, 2006.

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  1. Kenobi_Kid

    Kenobi_Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    There was a thread like this a while back in the PT section but it got locked. We need one here. Just try and come up with a one-liner that sounds like it came from the mouth of Captain Obvious himelf. Observe:

    "Hoth; the whole planet is one big Iceball!"

    Or

    "The Clones are shooting the Jedi!"

    Or

    "Palpatine is the Sith Lord!"
     
  2. Darth_wanderguard

    Darth_wanderguard Game Host star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    "The Deathstar is exploding!"

    "If General Solo doesn't get those shields down quick, we're done for."

    "Vader is Luke's father!"
     
  3. rogue_wookiee

    rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Ric Olie: Ricola!
     
  4. Kenobi_Kid

    Kenobi_Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Those are the droids they're looking for!"
     
  5. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    Palpatine = Sidious. It is so obvious!

    :p
     
  6. Mr44

    Mr44 VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Just remember to keep it clean (ie within the TOS) and not too spammy....
     
  7. Kenobi_Kid

    Kenobi_Kid Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Roger roger.

    "Utapau; the whole planet is full of holes!"

    "Mustafar; the whole planet is full of lava!"

    "Felucia; The whole planet is a gardener's nightmare!"
     
  8. Darth_Brutalus

    Darth_Brutalus Jedi Youngling

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    "...Panaka's black!"
     
  9. DarthSanctimonious

    DarthSanctimonious Jedi Knight star 3

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    "Because he's holding a thermal detonator!"
     
  10. Aragorn327

    Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I can vividly see this. It pretty much made my morning.
     
  11. Shaelyn_Skywalker

    Shaelyn_Skywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "All the Jedi are dying!"
     
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