PT RYL - The PT Social Thread: Best Thread Titles on the Internet

• Jerry Seinfeld: [trying to catch a cab] Who was the last president to have a beard?
• George Costanza: Nixon.
• Jerry Seinfeld: No, I mean a real thick beard.
• George Costanza: His was thick.
• Jerry Seinfeld: No, I mean like a full long beard like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.
• George Costanza: Falkmore.
• Jerry Seinfeld: Who?
• George Costanza: Artemis N. Falkmore.
• Jerry Seinfeld: You made that up, right?
• George Costanza: Yeah. But it sounds like a president name, doesn't it?
• Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah. Why do presidents all have these bad names? Woodrow, Grover, Millard.
• George Costanza: The presidency attracts the badly named. Their ambition is based on personal insecurity. It's a classic male overcompensation.
• Jerry Seinfeld: Are you wearing lifts in those shoes?
• George Costanza: [nervously looks around and walks away] Cab!

 

glad you enjoyed it.

(man that sounded so snarky)

 

Also CITEH lost today
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

CITEH? What team is that?

 

Manchester City. People from Manchester have this thick accent and call them CITEH

 

Oh you guys are going to laugh at my Thanksgiving setup

 

This but it's pages and pages of handprint-turkeys

 

*DS sneaks up behind Hutt*
"How do you like it?"

 

DS: Heeeere's gobble gobble

 

One of my good friends left on a mountain biking trip to Bentonville, AR. Sounds like a cool place, have you ever been there Hutt?

 

Oh yes. I was born in Rogers, which is directly east of there.

 

Cool! There is a town called Rogers 20 minutes northwest of me, but it's not the same one.

 

Yeah, Google doesn't know whether to show me results from the MN or AR one when I look up the post office or library

 

Oh, that's interesting.
I used to perform at Broadway Pizza in Rogers.

 

Guitar?

 

Or... do you mean you walked around in the mouse costume

 

I'm a song and dance man and was in Chuck E Cheese's band bro!

 

I also live off a 52nd Street, but it's not the same one

 

We have one of those too. And on vinyl And a 59th Street, but not the one from this song.

"Hello lamppost, what'cha knowing
I've come to watch your flowers growin'
Ain't you got no rhymes for me?
Doo-ait-n-doo-doo, feeling groovy
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling groovy"

 

Anyone else thrown off by the time change?

 

Daylight savings time??

Pfft ain't nobody got time for that