SCOTLAND UNITE

The time has come for this forum to be rescued. Fellow Scotsman, we must fight!!!! Who is with me?

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EDIT: A good read of this thread just left me speechless with the bickering, baiting and flaming. Locked people.

 

Don't make us go Flodden on your butts again skirtwearers! Remember what happened last time you wanted all the haggis to yourselves (then again you can keep those pesky free-ranging ferrets ).

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Since I am from Lancashire (well ok, the scousers stole Southport so we are technically Merseyside *grumble*), I will fight under the banner of Lord Stanley (above). Get ready for a right British rumble, and there are no Frenchies to help you this time

Edit: See, we are escorting you off our land -

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Move it!

 

Christ, an englishman. No patience for you fannys at the moment. COME ON SCOTSMEN WHIP THIS SCUM OFF THE BOARDS.

 

My Aunt is Scottish, and my Mum's side is the family James (traced back to back to the hilly land north of where I am now).

You hit you head on the sideboard when you woke up this morning, grumpyguts? Or did some woman give you a glasgow kiss after a dirty proposition?

Can't believe you said fannies

 

Hagis how poor,I dont like hagis so get it up ye and the english well thats all we have to say realy dont we.

 

I am not grumpy. I have just realised that this board is dead and Scotsman and Scotsman only must unite to save it.

 

half english and half scottish thats alot worse for us to think we have som1 with scumbo blood thats passes for scottish makes me sick

 

I am vegetarian, so no thanks

You can have him back too -

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I am borrowing Nessie while I am at it

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And wear some friggin undies beneath your skirts, who you think you are Marilyn Monroe?

 

Is this you messin wi Billy Connely. Thats too far. Death penalty for you son, you wee english bastard.

 

I wouldn't pass myself off for half-scottish, even I am not that cruel to myself Just pointing out your scottish bloodline has been soiled many a time, just like your skirts I can bet

Full on English breakfast for me ta very much

 

Nah, porridge for brekfast son, stick yer full english up yer arse.

 

mr Sassenach the fact that your talking tae us on this board is quite sad,so shut yer hole go back tae yer box,maybe have a wee **** a cup aff tea and a wee biscuit and leave us scots tae pish ourselves at john motson wetting himself over a friendly.

 

If its going to be porridge, then it has to be Quakers!

So is this the best Scotland has to offer? You two!!!! LMAO!

*Boldly marches up to Edinburgh Castle, takes the Stone of Scone, and reinstalls it back to its rightful place in Westminster Abbey*

Anyways, you two can't be proper Scots, shouldn't you be still in a drunken stupour in a barn lying on top of some red-headed floosy? And you call yourselves men???

Plants English flag firmly in this thread

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The Scottishness is reinstated.

 

Ooo learnt a new word! Sassenach, ta for that

As for the rest, please try harder, no wonder we won

 

What is it wi you aye? Piss aff back tae yer ane bloddy country and leave this board alone.

 

What with a pic of Mel Gibbon? Hahahahah

Get back ta ya trainspotting ya skanks!

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Np, I'll leave you two lads alone together, I'll take you wimen cos you won't need them I presume

 

aye n the best u can get is a picture of an austrailian.

 

And you are posting in MY language ... ENGLISH

Or at least attempting to, since you seem to have as much control on language as you do as your boards

 

please my english friend explain what you just said in my language as i am afraid i dont speak dare i say it..........english!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Cha toir, ach bheir mi dhut sgailc!

 

Field Marshal Jimbo reporting in SIR!

*Salutes Tim*

My army is your to command for this invasion!



Oh and I nicked their handbags that match their skirts!
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That'll teach them!

 

Now there are two of us!

I declare the Scottish border officially open for rampaging English men and women. Take all you want. Don't wear the native skirts, fleas I hear!
Welcome aboard Jimbo. I salute you!

 

This one is for Welshy, and all the sheep lovers out there!

Cha b'e sin caora, 'se sin mo chèile a bha innte!