Scotland's Bordello

But...but...but...

 

no.....

but you could use that spare pop for an Orange Shower in MadameDankDonk's specially laminated 'German Fantasy Chalet'

 

I'll pass on the shower I think.

Ok, Az - come along

 

*saunters in with a rather determined look on her face and hands Mrs.DD some money*
I think you know what I want....

*heads straight into a non-descript room just as quietly as she entered.

 

Sel walks in pays Mrs D.D some money and goes in the Orange shower

 

ahhhh Miss Shara
I knew that you'd not be able to resist the temptation of our Hairy Highlander Room

:: claps hands ::

Boys ! be gentle with her
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Miss Selina !
You have a kink about gettng doused with Irn-Bru ???

:: claps hands ::

Fetch me the watering can ! We have a special orange shower to perform ............... and its going to be a sticky business

 

No worrys

Sel gets the watercan

 

Seems the DankDonk family has taken over the Scittish boards.
What's in store for a visitor?

 

Shock, horror, torture, humour, drunken debauchery and other nice delights. Plus wonderful pies and occasionally Eccles cakes in the pub

//pays Mrs.DD and vanishes into the Jedi room//

 

Seems the DankDonk family has taken over the Scittish boards.

Don't wory people!
I guess the Scottish boards are safe for the moment!

 

*calls from inside her room*
Sounds perfectly wonderful to me!

 

*calls from suspiciously close by*

I agree



Hi Obi-one-and-only's Socket - you'll be wanting Madame Donk's Greek-style Yoghurt dip special, I presume?

P.S please ask Obi-one if he is staying cool and on target for October 19th meet-up.....

 

this is insane...by your standards, i could be one of them!

age hampers...

 

Hello friend of my Master!







My master will have a Greek-style yoghurt and garlic dipif you provide it.

Ooops!
There's my Master!

 

walks in

Where's my Greek-style youghurt and garlic dip?

 

From where I'm standing, it appears to be all over your trousers...... big boy

tell me, is that a kebab in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

 

Mrs.DD you are in rare form today. I salute you.

And I was beginning to think everyone on the Scottish boards had fallen of the face of the Earth...

 

Hi Shara...

the population of the Scottish board has been away doing their duty overseas, propping up the post count on the Episode 3 countdown....
and maintaining diplomatic relations with both the breakaway english board and the FF-UK english remainder...

so we have rather failed to keep the home fires burning this week

as for dropping off the face of the earth, I'm flying up to Shetland tomorrow morning, which is a roughly equivalent experience

you take care now ? I'll hopefully speak to you next week

 

//drops off face off earth...

//ends up on British Isles Gen Discussion...

 

afore ye go northwards, MrDonk, can I suggest you acclimatise yirself with our Shetland Special


:: claps hands ::

bring in Flossie !
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Mr Azzameen

Lady Charis left her number after your last..... encounter....... here. Shall I give her a call and tell her that you are up for it ?

 

LOL! Ah, too late now. I've got a new play thing

 

Yes. My welcome has been quite outstayed.

 

I hope you have a nice time in shetland MR D.D

Heya Charis

How are you feeling today?

 

That's not true Az

Hello Selina,

Nice to see you back I'm well, you?

 

I am doing all right

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