Scotland's Bordello

Need some help?

 

Nah, I got it.

//reaches around you and undoes the zipper

 

//and it drops to the floor

Good thing I was wearing a bra under it.

 

And what a pretty bra it is!

 

Black lace.

 

mmm, matches that black miniskirt very nicely

 

Black mini skirt? No, I'm wearing tight black leather pants.

 

Sorry, I wasn't really paying attention to that, the bra distracted me.

 

And guess what I'm wearing under the pants?

 

Are you going ... commando?

 

:: fetches mop and bucket from Bordello broom cupboard ::

looks like it got a little sticky in here last night

and do my eyes deceive me, or is that a pair of black leather panties hanging off the horn of my antique stuffed Reek's head? [face_shocked]

:: mops up spilt Bacardi and heads off to the laundry with several items of crumpled linen ::

 

LMAO Mrs DD

No, I'm not going commando...WK...something else is leather...

 

ohh, lots of leather. That must be uncomfortable though. Perhaps you should take them off ...

 

Perhaps I should. Can you help me?

 

Well, since you asked so nicely ....

//moves closer to Tara

 

and now what?

 

Ewww....

*breaks out a can of Lysol and sprays it as she walks through, heading back to the Pub*

 

//dodges the lysol and steps closer to Tara

//runs hands down the tight leather pants

mm, smooth

 

I've always wanted a pair of leather pants in real life.

 

You'd look HOT in them

 

//drools at the mental image

Damn, now I want to go clubbing!

 

Why do you want to go clubbing? I don't have a pair of leather pants hun....oh I get it, you want to stare at the chicks at the clubs that are wearing leather pants!

 

No, I want to get you a pair and take YOU clubbing. I got the mental image of you in those pants rubbing up against me stuck in my mind now

 

You have any idea how much leather pants cost hun? A LOT!