Scotland's Pub

//drinks Buckie

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Thats boggin!

 

WHat do you expect - it's been lying there for hours.

 

No it hasn't....
I hoovered it as soon as her back was turned....

 

Oh no! Don't tell me she drank...

Quick Cass, call 999 - you need medical assistance [face_it was DD's fault officer]

 

what was it Padawan ??

drain cleaner?
Tizer?
a sperm sample from something with purple sperm?

 

Yeah, a huge purple people eater

 

*walks into the pub in a huff, sits herself down and lays her head on the bar*

Give me something strong...that tastes halfway decent. Actually it doesn't have to taste good at all...just give me something strong.

Anyone know of a small island in the Hebrides I could move to and never be bothered again? Hrmm maybe I could find a nice flat in Tobermory...that place is so pretty. *sigh*

 

I have friends on the island of Coll - they are pretty remote, but they've a nice house...

but you'll be scuppered for anything to eat apart from dry porridge oats and the odd moorhen...

anyway, what's up Shara ?

 

*looks in through windows*

*makes note on notepad 'Must get the lepricons to do our place up'*

 

'Lepricon" - 1(noun) confidence trick or lie perpetrated by a Leprechaun; 2 (noun) annual convention of Leprechaun enthusiasts, eg LepriCon 2002; 3 (noun) how an eejit would spell 'Leprechaun'.


[face_pedantic****er]

 

*whooosh*


thats the sound of that last post flying right over my head!

 

I'll aim lower next time...

 

Oh things are no good.....Getting flamed on the IK boards, trying to decide on my love life, and now the stupid car leasing company is being a jerk!

Oy!

Now gimme that drink!

 

// pours Shara a double and puts out some complimentary peanuts.

There you go Shara. Love problems eh? Best person to tell is a virtual barman on the Web. Promise that it's just between you and so go on...

[face_listening patiently]

 

yes- go on!!! oppps!

*covers his mouth*

 

A wee dram would do me just fine, thankee.

And there is no way in all of Scotland I'd tell you guys about my love problems!

Much appreciative of the drink though. *downs it rather quickly*

 

You must have big hands to cover that mouth TK

Welcome Shara - don't be a stranger here.

 

love life? whats' one of those?

 

Something that comes along as often as Halley's Comet

 

ya checky git, PadawanSDM!!! but i suppose my hands are kinda big!

 

hmm that sounds about right for me and my love life

 

I plan on staying here for awhile, Paddy. It's scary back home.

Yeah umm love life...confusing, you don't need one :/

 

:: Batters on pub door ::

LERRUSINYAFKAZ !

GOANIELERRUSIN?

OPENRABASTURDPUB !

sniff........ we'll, in that case, I'd better just go to work instead....

:: staggers off in general direction of Scottish Television's chrome and glass sweatshop :

EDIT: A CERTAIN 4 LETTER

 

*waves to MrDankDonk as he goes off to work*