Scotland's Pub

People drink Irn Bru with Vodka and Whisky mainly, although not malt of course.

As Cass says, it is excellent as a hangover cure - mainly due to the high sugar content I suppose.

//kicks bomb back towards Az'a departing ar$e

 

Lucuzade is good in Tequila.

I did Tequilla slamming with Irn Bru one time and I have never ever been so sick. I was tasting feckin Tequilla for months

 

//bomb bounces off Az's departing @rse and lands in the cash register which slams shut and locks itself...

I'm sure all that emptiness inside should contain the blast, Padawan...

Thanks for your answers!

//runs away sharpish...

 

LOL Az - it's a free bar sheesh!

Stay and have a few mate.

//pours Az a large whisky and Irn Bru.

 

//sips drink suspiciously...

Don't usually drink cheap Scotch. Prefer the neat single malts...

 

// mumbles under breath and pours Az a large Glen Spey 25 year old.

Fussy ********

 

Ever tried Glen Fujiyama...?

 

Can't say that I have really.

 

LOL

But you've tried Glenn Miller...?



//groans...

 

a good islay malt 50/50 with diet irn bru

and don't forget the mature orkney cheddar on toast...

Morning Minxy, Scot and Az...

 

//shudders

I knew we shouldn't have let Englishmen in here

 

Hey Gordy.

Mature Orkney cheddar - loverly. I also like Lockerbie cheddar with some Hovis digestives.

//drools.

 

Must admit. Those cheeses sound lovely...

I apologise for the terrible joke. Its just getting too damn serious and stuff on the main boards. Am thinking of emigrating to Canada or Scotland...

Incidentally, any further ideas on things to do in Glasgow for the meetup?

My favourite tipple at the moment, is Glenfiddich Solera reserve.... mmmm.... with nothing in it. Not even ice.

 

-phew

It has taken me an age to plough through all of these replies.

I think I need a drink.

Would anyone like to serve me?

 

SOMEONE SERVE ME!!!!

 

Hello Vima, what would you like?

Oh and BTW - you can help yourself if no-one is around.

 

except DankDonk's special Buckfast reserve....

touch that, Vima, and I'll have to turn you upside down and wring it back out of you....... if it doesn'y come up by itself first

Az, what the **** is Glenfiddich Solera? Is that an ice-lolly of some sort?

And did I ever tell you that the only other Az I know is a traffic cop from Edinburgh [face_shocked]

Most disturbing....

 

I like how Vima comes in here shouting the odds and then fecks off.

 

and she didn't touch her drink !

still.... cheap date I suppose

 

She's dirt cheap I hear

 

Well that is a nice welcome.

I go off to the toilet and you two start with the cheap date comments.

-see's gantry

Help myself I can, mmm?

-gets a pint tumbler

-makes a "gantry"

Right. Who's into a drinking competition then?

 

Drinking competition you say.

//pulls a bar stool up.

Go for it girl.

 

-Cornholio

"are you challenging me?"

 

//grabs bottle and two glasses.

//pours shot and downs it in one

//passes bottle to Cass

 

Hmmm the old shot game, huh?

-takes bottle and pours shot

-downs shot

-wipes back of hand across mouth like Marion in Raiders

-puts upturned shot glass on table