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Amph Seinfeld: A Thread About Nothing

Discussion in 'Community' started by Jar-Jar Binks, Jul 31, 2021.

  1. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    "Who is this?" "Jerry!" Slams phone on hook.
     
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  2. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    You'd hit it with that kind of force as well if you heard what they said about Ukraine.
     
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  3. Darth_Accipiter

    Darth_Accipiter Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    George is asking Jerry how to tell if he has a relationship with a girl he's been seeing.

    J: Saturday night, do you have to ask her out, or is it understood that the two of you will we doing something together?
    G: It's understood.
    J: She's coming over to your place, do you clean the toilet?
    G: Yes.
    J: Do you just wipe it down, or do you scrub?
    G: I scrub.
    J: You, my friend, have got yourself a relationship.
     
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  5. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 4

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    "The Rogue's Wallet: That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother!"
     
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  6. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken!
     
  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    She's got man-hands.
     
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  8. Guidman

    Guidman Skywalker Saga Mod and Trivia/Book Host star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Another win for Milos!!
     
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  9. Pensivia

    Pensivia Force Ghost star 5

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  10. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER FOR? He had 30 homeruns and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING
     
  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    He's nice, bit of a close talker.
    A what?
    You'll see.
     
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  12. Jar-Jar Binks

    Jar-Jar Binks Force Ghost star 6

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  13. Darth_Accipiter

    Darth_Accipiter Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  14. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this one. Because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that this sort of thing was frowned upon…
     
  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    A bra is for ladies. Meet the bro.
     
  16. Django211

    Django211 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  17. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me.
     
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  18. Darth_Foo

    Darth_Foo Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I prefer Manssiere

    Edit-
    @Django211 beat me too it :p
     
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  19. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You gotta see the baby!
     
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  20. Luke02

    Luke02 Chosen One star 6

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    Maybe the dingo ate your baby!
     
  21. Beef_Sweetener

    Beef_Sweetener Jedi Master star 2

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    He took it out.
     
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  22. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You want a piece of me?!
     
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  23. Beef_Sweetener

    Beef_Sweetener Jedi Master star 2

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    *scuffling noises*

    Mr. Marbles?
     
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  24. Darth_Foo

    Darth_Foo Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Back and to the left. Back. And to the left.

    There had to be a second spitter!
     
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  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    That, my friends, is one magic loogie.
     
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