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Amph Seinfeld: A Thread About Nothing

Discussion in 'Community' started by Jar-Jar Binks, Jul 31, 2021.

  1. Guidman

    Guidman Skywalker Saga Mod and Trivia/Book Host star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

    ...still don't know what that means.
     
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  2. Darth_Foo

    Darth_Foo Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Happy Pappy?
    Oh your Pappy.
    Yes I'm Pappy.
     
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  3. Beef_Sweetener

    Beef_Sweetener Jedi Master star 2

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    I GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!
     
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  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    When you control the mail, you control information.
     
  5. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    She had man hands.
     
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  6. a star war

    a star war Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jerry…I don’t know sometimes
     
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  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!
     
  8. Jar-Jar Binks

    Jar-Jar Binks Force Ghost star 7

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  9. Blue Ice Cream

    Blue Ice Cream Chosen One star 6

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    Jerry: What are you doing? Don't tell a woman she looks like a man. And George doesn't wanna hear his girlfriend looks like me. Frankly, neither do I.
    Kramer: Well, how should I have broached the subject?
    Jerry: You don't broach. You keep your mouth shut.
    Kramer: Well, sounds like someone's having a bad day.
    Jerry: Yeah, because of you.
    Kramer: Well, then I think one of us should leave.
     
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  10. Darth_Accipiter

    Darth_Accipiter Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    "so its a mailbag, so what?"
    "So what, do you know whos mailbag that was?"
    "....David Berkowitz"
    "The Son of Sam. The worst mass murderer the Post Office has ever produced!"
    "How did you get this?"
    "I took over his route! And boy were there a lot of dogs on that route"
     
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  11. Beef_Sweetener

    Beef_Sweetener Jedi Master star 2

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    Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?
     
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  12. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Fake, fake, fake, fake.
     
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  14. Jar-Jar Binks

    Jar-Jar Binks Force Ghost star 7

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  15. Darth_Accipiter

    Darth_Accipiter Jedi Grand Master star 4

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  16. Jar-Jar Binks

    Jar-Jar Binks Force Ghost star 7

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  17. Beef_Sweetener

    Beef_Sweetener Jedi Master star 2

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    The pig man can take the bus.
     
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  18. Blue Ice Cream

    Blue Ice Cream Chosen One star 6

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    Jerry: So we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo?
    Kramer: It's a write-off for them.
    Jerry: How is it a write-off?
    Kramer: They just write it off.
    Jerry: Write it off what?
    Kramer: Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
    Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.
    Kramer: Do you?
    Jerry: No. I don't.
    Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.
     
  19. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan. Huh, what do you make of that?
     
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  20. Blue Ice Cream

    Blue Ice Cream Chosen One star 6

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    Kramer: Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. Brought to you by The New York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters this Friday: Kevin Bacon, Susan Sarandon, "You've got to get me over that mountain!" "No!" Bang, bang! "Argh!” There is no place higher than... Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1.
    Elaine: Kramer, is that you?
    Kramer: Elaine?
    Elaine: Uh, what time does Chow Fun start?
    Kramer: I don't know.
     
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  21. Luke02

    Luke02 Chosen One star 6

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    "You have selected....Agent Zero. If this is correct press 1.".
     
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  22. Jar-Jar Binks

    Jar-Jar Binks Force Ghost star 7

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  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I choose not to run.
     
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  24. Beef_Sweetener

    Beef_Sweetener Jedi Master star 2

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    I’m going to save up every rupee. Someday I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget him. He haunts me. He is a very bad man. He is a very, very bad man.
     
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  25. Django211

    Django211 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    You got a beautiful head of hair!
     
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