Senate Senate Sale

First come, first serve!

Anyone who checks in here and posts a topic will automatically have won any argument about it.

Always want to be right about the Bible? Do you want your opinion on Obama to be the be-all and end-all, if only for just a week? This is your chance! Come in and grab a topic!

 

God does not exist. He is a figment of your imagination and it's time all you religious types stopped playing with your imaginary friend and got real lives. Also the bible is stupid and yo mamma dresses you funny.

Sorry timmoishere !

 

We also have an assortment of patched elbow smoking jackets and paisley ties.

 

Oh and if anyone sees Merlin can you let him know he left behind his illustrated encyclopedia of straw manning and windmill tilting.

 

The government's upholding of traditions should be removed, all royalty thrown out, so that people are not born into an innately higher status, and marriage stripped from the government's discussion as it is tied to all sorts of baggage regarding traditions.

 

Sorry Lowbacca, the Senate sale can't override the fact that Americans were wrong and silly to leave the glory of the Monarchy.

God save our gracious Queen! God bless England!

 

Will this be Australia's new flag? Calls to DROP Union Jack as country bids to 'move on' from British heritage



I pledge allegiance to the Great Boomerang!

 

Oh god. Oh. No. Oh. Awful.

I'd leave Australia if we left the Commonwealth. True story.

 

Space travel will happen! It will be a glorious age of Warp Drives, Wormhole Violation, and casual breaking of the speed of light!

VadersLaMent too slow to the punch...

SuperWatto that flag sucks. Give me the one from Event Horizon which had the Aboriginal flag in the top left quarter instead of the Union Jack.

 

Every year there's yet another flag design, and every year they get worse and worse (and worse).

At the rate we're going the sun will implode before we ever change the current version - polls show the majority are in favour of keeping it as is, and those who want to change it can't agree on what to change it to.

 

If we are going to change it just replace the Union Jack with the Australian coat of arms. Very stylish.

 

I suppose kids'll be able to complete a kangaroo and an emu easier than a dot painting...

 

We should invade Syria, and oversee the exile national council's penning of a new constitution. While we're there, we should march in to Iran and overthrow the theocracy as well.

Beat you to the punch, SuperWatto.

(For the record, I vehemently disagree )

 

No, ditch the stars and extra blue bits.

 

*Baiting

 

We can also do Puppetry of the Penis better.

 

Kimball_Kinnison liked a Fire_Ice_Death post. what a beautiful, poetic note to end on. thanks guys -- from here i can see Forever...

 

I like the irony of how that poster assumes his posts are quality.

 

"Anyone who checks in here and posts a topic will automatically have won any argument about it."

Ok. The Senate should remain as is.

 

If it cheers you all up, just think that the Senate is remaining as normal - it's the JCC, Amph, Arena, Census etc that's just pulling up pegs and moving in with us.

 

Kate Beckinsale is in love with me.

 

David Hasselhoff is God.

No.

David Hasselhoff... IS CHUCK NORRIS!!!

 

I'm sorry, I'm double-posting to inform you that the universe just imploded.

 

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris. Here is my argument.

In order for Norris to fight Lee he'd have to dig him up since Lee is dead. Norris is getting old, and the effort of digging up Lee would cause him to have a heart attack and die.

The art of fighting without fighting.