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Sexy Stormtroopers

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by S-ROD, Feb 23, 2008.

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  1. S-ROD

    S-ROD Jedi Youngling

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    I found this funny.

    http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/
     
  2. Tone

    Tone Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Somehow it seems kinda wrong.
     
  3. JED1

    JED1 Jedi Master star 4

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    Seen most of these before [face_blush] , but they do make Stormtroopers a little less threatening!
     
  4. Spike2002

    Spike2002 Former FF-UK RSA and Arena Manager star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm sure those are the inspiration for the female stormtroopers in the Legacy Comics :p
     
  5. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    and those costumes will be wipe-clean, yeah?

    ex-cellent...
     
  6. Miso_Jace

    Miso_Jace Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Strangely arousing............=P~
     
  7. Darth_MacDuff

    Darth_MacDuff Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Impressive! Most impressive!
     
  8. Lizardmonkey

    Lizardmonkey Jedi Master star 2

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    Do they, in keeping with stormtrroper traits, bang helmets?
     
  9. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm imagining those laydeez lick their allocated helmets clean...its the only way to avoid smearing....
     
  10. Miso_Jace

    Miso_Jace Jedi Youngling star 1

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    =P~
     
  11. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    Kind, considerate dark lord (good sense of humour, non-smoker) seeks warm sensual woman, ideally with own stormtrooper uniform, for fun, companionship and ...errrrr... vigorous roleplay
     
  12. Miso_Jace

    Miso_Jace Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Haha! Only thing that puts me off is the dark lord bit, gentlewomen prefer jedis hehehe.
     
  13. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    I swing both ways.... :)
     
  14. Miso_Jace

    Miso_Jace Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Ooh-err missus! :p

    Where would one procure a Stormtrooper outfit? are they a one-size fits all affair, or can you get them made to measure?
     
  15. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    i think the hardcore yank fans buy them as movie accurate props, at vast expense...

    there is also someone online doing kits .... like all the mouldings and stuff, and then you sortt out how it all fits together.

    but you gotta admit, its one of those things that you REALLY want to have, but once you've got it, wht the lumping fudge do you do with it?

    don't wear it in the street, unless you're doing it for charity.... and sitting at home with it on....well, you'd run the risk of maybe being possibly regarded locally as a tiny little bit ....err.... of a ****.

    I reckon it works for the yanks cos there are loads of them have matching costumes, so they can book a conference centre, and go have a good old pose together.

    But just you and me, stood in the foyer of the Glasgow Marriot, signing in as Mr and Mrs Trooper 1138 ? I think i'd combust of embarassment....
     
  16. Miso_Jace

    Miso_Jace Jedi Youngling star 1

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    You're probably right, but the thought of that smooth white fibreglass is tantalising.
    I'd probably be too embarrassed to wear one outdoors I must admit, maybe I'll just make a Jedi robe, lord knows it would be cheaper hehe.

    Signing into the Marriot as Mr & Mrs Trooper 1138 would make me laugh tears though, make sure we are never in possession of stormtrooper outfits while drunk!
     
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