Shara_82 is the GREATEST.... you wanna know why she rocks?? Well.....

1. She has the absolutest, best, most devilish sense of humor of all the GSAs that I have seen... just check out her title if you doubt this!!!

2. She's damn cute... I mean, have you SEEN her??? It makes me weep with the knowledge that I will never be able to gaze upon her loveliness in person... and that accent!!! ( I haven't acutally heard it, but it is Australian, so I am SURE it is just as cute as she is!!!)

3. She knows how to have FUN!!! What better quality can a person have other than being able to have fun?

And speaking of Australia...

What an awesome country!!! Its gorgeous, they know how to play real football (pads? Who needs pads?) the best Survivor of them all was filmed there, the Crocodile Hunter is from there (I love that guy), and they have kangaroos and boomerangs for the love of God!!! What more could you want?

Shara_82 ROCKS!!!!

Australia ROCKS!!!



Indy

 

I'm touched.

 

I agree with the Chapter Rep on this issue.

 

We love you Shara !!!

 

Shara's overrated.

 

So is the Matrix, doesn't stop people worshipping it.

 

vermin agrees with rox.

 

Pfft. I could take you on any day, Rox.

 

why is that coming from a Canadian ?

Emp_Palpartine

 

Because Shara is adored globally, of course! And I agree with half of the administration of this issue, Shara can so kick Rox's butt in under a minute, and still have time left over to order pizza.

FanForcers lay several bowls of fruit, desserts, and a roast suckling pig at the foot of Shara's throne, and then kneel in reverence.

All hail Shara. Shara is good. She makes the fire-mountain god stop being angry.

- Rani

 

Don't tell Shara, but I've had a crush on her for years now...

You should see my nifty "Shara Shrine" in the unused bedroom in my house.


Did I just post that?

 

I have heard her accent and it does indeed rock.

 

I find the aussie accent highly offensive.

 

G'day, Shara!


Hey, did anyone else see the special article on page 23 of the latest issue of Shara Weekly, the interview with her old gym teacher from high school? I mean, WOW! Who knew any human being's toes were *that* flexible???

Shara's my hero...

 

What really amazed me is the feature on page 14... who knew she was into that kind of stuff!!! Just goes to show you...

 

Oh, and the centrefold! That pose!

...it's a shame where they put the staple, though...

 

I deny all of these allegations.

Well, except for the staple one, that was kinda annoying.

 

Oh, Shara, don't be so modest! So is it true what they said back in issue #27 of Shara Weekly, that you saved that entire litter of abandoned puppies from drowning and then raised and trained them all to be seeing-eye dogs for the blind?

What a gal, folks! Beautiful, courageous, generous...and don't forget podiacly flexible!

 

What about in Issue #13 when she volunteerd for the "De-Louse The Homeless" campaign? That had to be nasty work, yet our little trooper pushed ahead and pinched a head (off of a lice that is)!!!

"This kind of work is it's own reward." she was quoted as saying... what a kind, kind heart!!!

 

Ooh, Indy! I just downloaded from the internet 50 Greatest Shara's Shower Hits, Volume 2! It took up half of my hard drive space, but it was worth every gigabyte!

Celine Dion, Barbara Streisand, and Weird Al Yankovich, stand back! Make room for a real diva!

 

You guys won't believe this, but I actually PMd Shara two nights ago and She Answered!
I panicked and replied stupid nonsense. The amazing part is how she understood every word I said, and re-replied.
She still talks to me.

 

If I weren't married, I'd buy a plane ticket and sweep her of her pretty little feet.

Really.

Love you Shara!

 

Rani, where did you get the full album????

I have only been able to find her Barry Manilow covers and her new stylized versions of "Your Song" and "Islands in the Stream".

I do have the entirety of "Shara Sings Your Yuletide Favorites" though... the kids LOVE it!!!

 

See that's my favourite - I love Christmas carols.

I do feel sorry for you all, though, listening to that junk. Surely it's obvious by now that I can't sing.

 

Does this make me the luckiest man on earth?